walkaway

When you take a shit and know as soon as you pinched off the last loaf that there is no need to wipe. Not even a courtesy check. Get up, pull up your pants and continue with your day. Not possible after a night of drinking, mexican food or a three gallon enema.

"Wow, I cant believe that was my third walkaway today" he exclaimed to his girlfriend right as she started to go down on him.

by Lt. AC Drebin July 22, 2008

walkaway

A person that leaves organized religion.
Theocracy religion right wing extremism Dominion Dominionism Dominionists Christofacist Christofacism

I am a walkaway from my church.

by Goofyfan August 22, 2011

Walkaway Joe

A guy who dates for the comfort of himself (unbeknownst to his dating partner) and when the going gets tough or he loses interest, he walks away from the relationship. ( Think physical ghosting) Long used term from the 1960's,70's and 80' mothers of daughters warning them about who they should and shouldn't date. There's even a country song about it by Trisha Yearwood.

Bobby just left you?? Wow. Well honey, he's just a Walkaway Joe...forget about him.

by Jet2023 March 17, 2023

Walkaway Wife Syndrome

When a female thinks she deserves more, but her man disagrees, so she destroys her family to go fuck random dudes. It's a part of feminism.

"I performed my husbandly duties, even though she'd scream at me after work and was obese, but then she called me an abuser right when she got her inheritance, and she suddenly left me alone with all the bills. People on reddit call it walkaway wife syndrome and say it's my fault."

by Phunnnn March 13, 2025

goosebumps walkaway

“Goosebumps walkaway is the line that the guy says to the girl in the movie that gives her goosebumps and then he walks away forever,”

Nick is having a hard time saying goodbye to Reagan, too, and keeps saying the wrong things to her, so he devises a plan to act out a goosebumps walkaway to up his cool.

by esjayzwordz July 4, 2016

goosebumps walkaway

The "goosebumps walkaway" is the moment a man says something to a woman before he walks away, something so deep that the woman in question gets little goosebumps on her arms.

"He hit me with that goosebumps walkaway"

by Dwegh July 27, 2016

Hollywood walkaway

Very similar to the Hollywood hangup. Two characters in a movie are engaging in conversation, and person A says something insightful and walks away, while leaving person B to think about it.

From "Kingdom of Heaven"

Tiberias: Jerusalem has no need of a perfect knight.
Balian: No. It is a kingdom of conscience, or nothing.
(Hollywood walkaway)
Tiberias: (damn...)

by Jessewtrs December 26, 2008