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The Walk-a-way 

When your poop is so long that it lodges in the bowl and starts to put pressure on your ass, so you must lift off the seat or get up thus causing it to graze your butt cheek when it falls.
Man, my shit was so long I had to do the walk-a-way to get it all out. Grazed my nuts that time.
The Walk-a-way by Pwr Dump April 5, 2022

Cigarette-walk-away 

As in you could walk there in the time it takes you to smoke one cigarette. Some cigarettes take longer to smoke than others, and it also depends on the smokers consumptive velocity. One also has to factor in how fast one walks. However, a cigarette should take from 4-7 minutes in most instances.
Alex lives a cigarette-walk-away from school.
Cigarette-walk-away by Smokr November 11, 2009

360 degrees turn and walk away 

internet meme, answer to the question what the 360 in "Xbox 360" means. If someone asks this question, the only answer is: "Because whenever I see it, I make a 360 degrees turn and walk away". Ofcourse, it is impossible to walk away after a 360 degrees turn, as you will still be facing the Xbox. Another version of this joke is: "I make a 360 degrees turn and moonwalk away". This obviously solves the problem.
newfag: HAI WHAT DUZ TEH 360 IN XBOX 360 MEAN? OMG LOL!!!!!1 KTHXBAI

oldfag: Whenever I see it, I make a 360 degrees turn and walk away.

piss on it and walk away 

A) what a dog does with anything it can't chew or play with

B ) a variation of 'spit on it and walk away': walk away, from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high and move onto bigger and better things, rather than let said experience frustrate you.
In terms of anger management, our youth should learn what piss on it and walk away definition b) means.

walk away 

When a situation arises that the resulting payoff is not worth the time , effort, or money to justify staying involved, ending in abandonment.
1. Tim and Marsha owed more on their mortgage than their house was worth. It ended up being a walk away.
2. "Julie is such a complaining bitch. I think I'm headed for a walk away."
3. "Forget it, man. You'll never see that money again. Walk away."
walk away by modross March 3, 2008

Confident walk away

When you get done with that perfect dump and consider wiping, but are so confident that you will have a ghost wipe that you just pull up your britches and confidently walk away.
Dude - Dude, just blew a confident walk away.

Other Dude - What?

Dude - I lost confidence, wiped, and it was totally unnecessary.

Other Dude - How do you fuck that up?