When you get done with that perfect dump and consider wiping, but are so confident that you will have a ghost wipe that you just pull up your britches and confidently walk away.
Dude - Dude, just blew a confident walk away.
Other Dude - What?
Dude - I lost confidence, wiped, and it was totally unnecessary.
Other Dude - How do you fuck that up?
Other Dude - What?
Dude - I lost confidence, wiped, and it was totally unnecessary.
Other Dude - How do you fuck that up?
by The Evil Dingo June 11, 2009