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Waterboarded
When you're on the bottom in a 69 position with your woman and she pees on you.......filling up you entire nasal sinuses.
Waterboarded by Lordosis July 24, 2012
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The waterboarder
The act of a pregnant women sitting on a man's face and the man jams his tongue so far up her vagina it pierces the amniotic sac causing the water to break in his mouth.
"Oh Steve when you gave me the The Waterboarder, It was like we fell in love all over again and it was so romantic."
The waterboarder by Jollypirate May 28, 2014
waterboarded
Taking a woman from behind in the shower while her head is under the flow of water, when you are close to ejaculation, pull her hair back swiftly so her head tilts back and her mouth opens. This will give her the impression of drowing, which will cause convulsions. Which will cause her vaginal, or anal, muscles to contract giving you more please and a sustained orgasm.
She was in the shower, so I nipped in, slipped in for an easy pink and on me vinegar stroke I waterboarded that bitch!
waterboarded by waterboarder February 5, 2009
waterboarded
like you've been gagged... but better. innovative as shit. implies someone asserting dominance over you or simply mogging your existence.
waterboarded by ancientwaterboarding May 24, 2026
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