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Waterboarded

When you're on the bottom in a 69 position with your woman and she pees on you.......filling up you entire nasal sinuses.
Dude, my girl came so hard last night that she waterboarded me. I felt like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.
Waterboarded by Lordosis July 24, 2012

The waterboarder 

The act of a pregnant women sitting on a man's face and the man jams his tongue so far up her vagina it pierces the amniotic sac causing the water to break in his mouth.
"Oh Steve when you gave me the The Waterboarder, It was like we fell in love all over again and it was so romantic."

waterboarded

Taking a woman from behind in the shower while her head is under the flow of water, when you are close to ejaculation, pull her hair back swiftly so her head tilts back and her mouth opens. This will give her the impression of drowing, which will cause convulsions. Which will cause her vaginal, or anal, muscles to contract giving you more please and a sustained orgasm.
She was in the shower, so I nipped in, slipped in for an easy pink and on me vinegar stroke I waterboarded that bitch!
waterboarded by waterboarder February 5, 2009

waterboarded

like you've been gagged... but better. innovative as shit. implies someone asserting dominance over you or simply mogging your existence.
P: "im gagged"
M: "no, you've been waterboarded"

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026