waistcoat 

A formal dress item, but also a northern insult of absolutely no meaning

"Your a f**kin waistcoat mate!"

See Devvo -www.fat-pie.com

waistcoat by Andrew Cook 2 May 28, 2005

Waistcoat 

Apparently another name for penis

Dave - "are you looking at my penis?"

Gemma - "Uh..Uhh... no, I thought you were wearing waistcoat"

Dave - "Pervert"

Waistcoat by Taffy Tuck February 24, 2008

Waistcoat 

Apparently another word for Penis

Dave - "Are you looking at my penis?"

Gemma - "Uh..uhh no, I thought you were wearing a waistcoat"

Dave - "Pervert"

Waistcoat by taffy_tuck February 25, 2008

Lamb Waistcoat 

A very much meaty vagina which, in most cases is overly wide, having been entered a fair few times.

So how was last night?

Eugh, bit of a Lamb Waistcoat if I'm honest.

Lamb Waistcoat by Badgeryeah. September 14, 2010

Wanker Waistcoat

A type of gilet worn by construction project managers who turn up on site once a week with clean site boots.

Can also be worn by accounts, financial advisors and anybody who genuinely believes they have made it when then haven't.

Oh look who just turned up in his wanker waistcoat!

Wanker Waistcoat by Teflon Diplomat April 13, 2026

Chicken's Waistcoat 

A condom. Rubber-Johnny. Durex.

"Lads, I'm on for shag. Anyone got any chicken's waistcoats?"

Chicken's Waistcoat by Chilli Vanilli January 28, 2013

Cats in Waistcoats 

Cats in Waistcoats are a many membered musical configuration playing a post punk, pre funk, electro junk, acid jazz folk garage mix with a strong lyrical side. Not scared by the usual musical constraints Cats in Waistcoats are quite the performers

example 1.
jim- 'did you hear the latest Cats in Waistcoats album - 'buying a tuxedo'?

dave- 'listening to it was like having an orgasm in my ears'

example 2.
leeroy- 'hotpiss, Cats in Waistcoats is the soundtrack to our lost generation'

tyrone- 'word'

Cats in Waistcoats by CiW August 4, 2008