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Durex: Because you dont know where she's been.
Dude, do you know where she's been? Better be packing some Durex.
durex by Blaino December 3, 2007
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a durex is a type of condom commonly used on horses as to not have the world overpoplulated with little half horse humans(cenitours).if you prefer you could also use a trojan.
pass me a durex i need to do the horse.

or hey were passing a farm pull out the durex's
durex by jeff bourassa April 24, 2006

Durex Baby 

A child born from the use of a failed Durex condom i.e. breakage.
Durex Baby by Mikeytitt May 2, 2008

Durex Bunny 

A Durex Bunny is when a male has ejaculated into two separate condoms and then places them on their partners head as if they had bunny ears.
Hi John, can you please grab those used condoms over their and give me a Durex Bunny.
Durex Bunny by Classique64 December 11, 2018

Durex nigga 

Black guy with XXL penis (durex is XXL condom)
Trey: i live a magnum lifestyle Girl: soo i got a durex nigga
Durex nigga by Sharapstar October 17, 2011

Johney Durex

Johney Durex is another way of saying a Rubber Dildo..
I had a fun time with my Johney Durex.
Johney Durex by Wkdwill April 3, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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