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To leave employment before the ink is dry on the application.
He Wainscotted from Epsilon before his seat was warm.
Wainscott by MR. Dictionary July 15, 2004

Wainscott Wipe

rubbing your naval against one another in a affectionate or aggressive way
Guy: "The way me and my cousin show is affectionate is we do the Wainscott Wipe."
Wainscott Wipe by BUBBA THE REAL October 3, 2026

Scarlett Wainscott 

super nice, i love her so much, supportive and out- going
Scarlett Wainscott by idonotcarrotwbu November 27, 2023

Scarlett Wainscott 

super nice, i love her so much, supportive and out- going
Scarlett Wainscott by idonotcarrotwbu November 27, 2023
Game-time snacks and appetizers. (Originally, a delicious twice-baked confection, studded with cranberries after the Italian fashion. Hard as a slab of the Frozen Tundra, it was intended as an accompaniment to, and often dunked in, a mug of beer.)
Why don't you come over for the game? We'll have plenty of beer and the usual Wiscotti ...
wiscotti by Markspal December 3, 2014

Wainscoting 

(ˈwānskōdiNG,ˈwānˌskädiNG) the act of inviting a romantic interest over to your place for intimacy, with the intent to only have them complete chores around the house, such as changing the light bulbs or yard work.
Debbie was wainscoting Jamal for six months before they broke up. She was using him to renovate her kitchen, and all he got were blue balls.
Wainscoting by donutshop69 November 20, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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