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ball wading

When your testicles get wet from toilet water while taking a shit.
I hope I don't have to take a dump at the ball game tonight. I have to go ball wading every time I sit on one of those toilets.
ball wading by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

dick wading 

When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.
I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.
dick wading by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

waldinger 

someone who is ripped yet never goes to a gym
Matt is such a waldinger. How come he never goes to the gym with us? It's just not fair!
waldinger by Shevan Johnson July 24, 2011

Wading through her swamp 

A euphemism for engaging in sexual escapades with a female of dubious moral character. Just as with a real life swamp, if you don't wear some form of protection, there's no telling what sort of diseases you might catch.
Leliana: "She was...you are...you're giving her...I mean, you're wading through her swamp!"

Warden: "Are you jealous? I could wade through yours if you'd like"
Wading through her swamp by Koban December 28, 2009

hand wanding 

An act used for manually penetrating an orifice for the purposes of pre lubrication prior to penetration via a limb, specially a hand, knuckle, finger, wrist or elbow... consent is a must for this activity...
Man, I’d love to give her a strong hand wanding, right up to the elbow...
hand wanding by HandWander69 October 10, 2018

gandhi warding 

In League of Legends, when a player wards in the worst spots, and it somehow works.
This Lucian was Gandhi warding the wight camp, and I died when he caught me out.
gandhi warding by ForGreatEvil June 26, 2014