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ball wading
I hope I don't have to take a dump at the ball game tonight. I have to go ball wading every time I sit on one of those toilets.
ball wading by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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wahding • wahdingle • Walding's Law • warding • wadding • Wading • wading river • waddingham • wadding the can • waddington
dick wading
dick wading by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
waldinger
waldinger by Shevan Johnson July 24, 2011
Wading through her swamp
A euphemism for engaging in sexual escapades with a female of dubious moral character. Just as with a real life swamp, if you don't wear some form of protection, there's no telling what sort of diseases you might catch.
Leliana: "She was...you are...you're giving her...I mean, you're wading through her swamp!"
Warden: "Are you jealous? I could wade through yours if you'd like"
Warden: "Are you jealous? I could wade through yours if you'd like"
Wading through her swamp by Koban December 28, 2009
hand wanding
An act used for manually penetrating an orifice for the purposes of pre lubrication prior to penetration via a limb, specially a hand, knuckle, finger, wrist or elbow... consent is a must for this activity...
hand wanding by HandWander69 October 10, 2018
gandhi warding
gandhi warding by ForGreatEvil June 26, 2014
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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