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Rather large early sport utility vehicle manufactured by American Motors/Jeep. Often confused for a steroidal station wagon, these usually wooden clad beasts of burden are often seen on the sets of movies shot in stereotypically small towns. Although they appear to be rather unwieldy, they enjoy a splash through a puddle as much as a YJ or any other Jeep. Although they are frequently plagued by electrical problems and Saggin Wagon Syndrome, their owners love them nonetheless. By far the cheapest camping vehicle or for when a lot of storage space is a must. In spite of their gigantic, leaky engines and being just plain old, they are still by far the best Jeep ever. Way better than the lame Cherokee.
My Wagoneer costs more to maintain than my girlfriend.
Wagoneer by Mike May 24, 2004
Words you can keep
A sports "fan" that jumps on the bandwagon and starts liking a team just because they have started winning.
Fan #1: That guy has never liked that team until they started winning and won the Superbowl.

Fan #2: Yeah, he's quite the wagoneer.
wagoneer by msurussell October 23, 2012
Someone who makes millions.. no, billions.. no, trillions with wagons
The best way to make money in BDO is to be a Wagoneer
Wagoneer by Entropey November 11, 2017
A symbol of forward motion under pressure, something that keeps rolling when conditions get rough and the path gets uneven.
The old desert Wagoneer cut through the sandstorm like it had nothing to prove.
Wagoneer by ryhan45 June 20, 2026

Band Wagoneer 

1) A person that decides to hop on the band wagon of a popular sports team that is doing good towards the end of the season. Since the teams popularity are high they pretend to be the biggest fans. Be warned they will try to tell you that they have liked that team all along. Do not be fooled by their lies. In some case the Band wagoneer will have no knowledge of the team he likes.

2) Jason Hobert
Clancey : Dude! Check out my new UNC t-shirt! They are sik wit it!
Dunstin : cool man... Who plays point guard for them again?
Clancey: uhh i don't know, smith or jackson or something like that, did you see him against the other team last night, he was on fire.
Dunstin: Your such a Band Wagoneer!
Band Wagoneer by jay butters April 6, 2009

Jeep Grand Wagoneer

Awesome SUV from the 80s, and it's featured in about every road trip in every movie. Oh, and it has wood on the sides. Seats about the same as the couch in your living room.
Dude I love the Jeep Grand Wagoneer, it looks so cool!

grand wagoneer 

Also known as a "foot job". A grand wagoner is when one person uses two feet to jack off someone else's dick.
My girlfriend gave me a grand wagoneer last night.
grand wagoneer by JJ Brewer November 8, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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