waffly

The adverb of which a person who blabbers alot, coming from the 2nd word (waffle). This also means someone who is not that good at video games- eg. Rocket league, pro clubs.

You waffly idiot!

You are so waffly.

waffly by Henryshyt1111 January 26, 2021

waffly twat 

It's a phrase Dan Howell uses. Check him out

Being a waffly twat. Dan Howell 2011

waffly twat by Phan Trash 1 number 1 ok September 23, 2017

Waffly Bollax 

This describes overly lengthy or unnecessary texts, subjects or orations. Often never getting to an actual point or having any substance whatsover.

Used by teachers or other professionals who do not wish to be heard actually swearing about some of the c**p that they have to teach. Could also be used to describe students work.

Should be pronounced Bo-llax.

This lesson is waffly bollax. It has no point to it whatsoever.

This essay is waffly bollax, I have no idea what they were trying to say.

Waffly Bollax by Teacher2010 February 3, 2010

waffly-waffs

A term given to the soft type of thermal material. This material or design closely resembles a typical breakfast waffle. These shirts, for example, are also known as waffle-knit or waffle-weave thermals. The word waffle is changed to waffly-waffs in order to make it seem more cozy.

Felicia: What kind of shirt are you going to wear today?
Anthony: I think I might wear my waffly-waffs.

waffly-waffs by Freddie Morello April 22, 2008

Goose Waffle 

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.

"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."

Goose Waffle by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012

The Westford Waffle Sandwich 

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.

Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

The Westford Waffle Sandwich by definition_daddy👅💦 February 4, 2017

Cheeky Dick Waffle 

A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.

Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.

Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?

Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!

Dandyman: Like discount pichi.

Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!

Cheeky Dick Waffle by Leyulf September 30, 2013