Skip to main content
a kid named johnny wafflez pornmann who lives in upper vermont who will find ur facebook and pretty much troll ur entire family and skool cuz he is a attention whore. oh fuck ya dad.
guy1 "u seen that wafflez kid"

guy2 "nawww i thought he was fake"
guy1 "idk... but i want to kick his ass cuz hes a faggot."
wafflez "plz... kick my ass... ill give u directions to my house to kill me. rt122 sheffield vermont 5th house on the left past the post office. do it pussy. bring ur fat gf and ur truck and plz kick my ass."
wafflez by johnny wafflez pornmann September 5, 2011
An oral sex master; gives the best oral sex; master in the art of oral sex.
She is the best wafflez I have ever encountered!
wafflez by Marisa Cohn July 14, 2006
To love someone as a friend. To love someone with out wanting to be inside of them/ have them inside of you.
Billy: See you later man!
Joe: Wafflez!
wafflez by Giga-fuck April 9, 2009

zebra wafflez 

A YouTuber with 30+ subs who will never upload
Oh have you seen zebra wafflez why he no upload.
zebra wafflez by RelaxingIsKing October 9, 2017

Goose Waffle 

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.
"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."
Goose Waffle by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012

The Westford Waffle Sandwich 

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.
Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.