wafflez
wafflez by TIMTIMTIMWHOLIVESINABINBIN January 7, 2011
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wafflez
a kid named johnny wafflez pornmann who lives in upper vermont who will find ur facebook and pretty much troll ur entire family and skool cuz he is a attention whore. oh fuck ya dad.
guy1 "u seen that wafflez kid"
guy2 "nawww i thought he was fake"
guy1 "idk... but i want to kick his ass cuz hes a faggot."
wafflez "plz... kick my ass... ill give u directions to my house to kill me. rt122 sheffield vermont 5th house on the left past the post office. do it pussy. bring ur fat gf and ur truck and plz kick my ass."
guy2 "nawww i thought he was fake"
guy1 "idk... but i want to kick his ass cuz hes a faggot."
wafflez "plz... kick my ass... ill give u directions to my house to kill me. rt122 sheffield vermont 5th house on the left past the post office. do it pussy. bring ur fat gf and ur truck and plz kick my ass."
wafflez by johnny wafflez pornmann September 5, 2011
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wafflez
wafflez by Marisa Cohn July 14, 2006
wafflez
To love someone as a friend. To love someone with out wanting to be inside of them/ have them inside of you.
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The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.
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