waffle cock
"I just can't believe this waffle cock!!"
or
"You cant do that in beer pong!!! I declare waffelcock!!!!"
or
"You cant do that in beer pong!!! I declare waffelcock!!!!"
waffle cock by Indy&Shortround December 9, 2008
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waffle cock
a fat homosexual who has a small penis and enjoys having sex with smaller people with the same size, so as not to make him feel like a complete loser.
waffle cock by Tom23543 December 22, 2006
cock waffle
A “cock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions.
A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.
OR
B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.
A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.
OR
B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.
A) I had almost finished when my cock waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off.
B) “I love u cockwaffle”.
B) “I love u cockwaffle”.
cock waffle by too-many-grouchy-people September 30, 2007
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Cock waffle by That waffle June 5, 2018
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Cock waffle by Waffles4lyfe April 28, 2019
Office Cock Waffle
A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.
Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!
Office Cock Waffle by FlyingSquirrel2018 January 5, 2018
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