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waetrmeoln 

..how did you manage to mess up this badly?

this is worse than the misspelling of pineapple..
Person 1: hey, do you want some waetrmeoln?

Person 2: ..you mean watermelon?
waetrmeoln by ChosenCape985 December 23, 2023
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Watermeloning it 

The act of consuming only watermelon because its summer and it tastes so good.
I was offered a nice meal at a summer barbeque but I said, No, thanks. I am watermeloning it .
Watermeloning it by Doozieoozie June 30, 2018

That’s so watermelon 

Commonly used by SimGmProductions... used in the Kardasim series. 🍉
That’s so Watermelon

Commonly used in SimGmProductions in the Kardasim series... watermelon means cool or awesome

“That’s so not watermelon.”-Kourtney”
“Watermelonosaurs would be so watermelon.” -Khloe

A watermelon 

Hard on the outside; sweet and soft on the inside.
"I've known her for years, and believe me, she comes off like a tough girl , but she's really a watermelon!"
A watermelon by talk2me-JCH2 June 18, 2017

Gradually watermelon 

by Malinda Kathleen Reese in her video Google Translate Sings: Shape of you

she says Gradually watermelon oh me oh my oh me oh my go check her out by searching gradually watermelon on youtube

Watermelon Party 

The Greens political party.

Reference to the fact that when you get past the environmentalist green 'skin' of the party, they are nothing but a bunch of socialists.
Person 1: Who are you voting for?
Person 2: The Greens.
Person 1: Seriously? The Watermelon Party? You know they're a bunch of socialists, right?

kfc and watermelon

term to mock black people
White guy:So do you eat kfc and watermelons. Black guy: cmonBruh
kfc and watermelon by BOIBOIBOYSA December 4, 2017
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