A large, fat woman who often smells of fish and cheap perfume due to her inability to properly wash herself and her use of in expensive scents to cover up the odors. Often goes through cycles of over eating and dieting with little results. A female hippopotogut.
Trying to get around the waddlecow on the stairs proved to be a fruitless exercise. Instead I was stuck behind her as she slowly lumbered up the stairs. Despite being up wind of her, her odor was near lethal.
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Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: I have waddlesaphobia
Person 2: *Shocked* I have that too!
Person 1: I heard that this is one of the worst phobias to have.
*Waddles walks in the room*
Both of people talking: *Passes out in fear*
Waddles: OI!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: I have waddlesaphobia
Person 2: *Shocked* I have that too!
Person 1: I heard that this is one of the worst phobias to have.
*Waddles walks in the room*
Both of people talking: *Passes out in fear*
Waddles: OI!
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