waddletop
waddletop by Dab of ranch February 12, 2017
Words you can keep
Waddlecow
A large, fat woman who often smells of fish and cheap perfume due to her inability to properly wash herself and her use of in expensive scents to cover up the odors. Often goes through cycles of over eating and dieting with little results. A female hippopotogut.
Trying to get around the waddlecow on the stairs proved to be a fruitless exercise. Instead I was stuck behind her as she slowly lumbered up the stairs. Despite being up wind of her, her odor was near lethal.
Waddlecow by Budsperson August 3, 2010
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Waddletron
Waddletron by St33l T03 October 11, 2007
waddlebock
waddlebock by Drwhoisawesome February 5, 2014
waddlepotamus
a fatass roommate that eats your food, leaves dirty dishes everywhere, uses all of your stuff and has none of their own, has loud sex with their ugly life partner at 4 in the morning, and in general is hugely obnoxious (or just plain huge)
waddlepotamus by Zoobles February 22, 2009
Waddleoffle
Waddleoffle by Adam Metcalfe January 6, 2008
Waddlesaphobia
Person 1: I have a confession...
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: I have waddlesaphobia
Person 2: *Shocked* I have that too!
Person 1: I heard that this is one of the worst phobias to have.
*Waddles walks in the room*
Both of people talking: *Passes out in fear*
Waddles: OI!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: I have waddlesaphobia
Person 2: *Shocked* I have that too!
Person 1: I heard that this is one of the worst phobias to have.
*Waddles walks in the room*
Both of people talking: *Passes out in fear*
Waddles: OI!
Waddlesaphobia by VeryRandomThing June 11, 2021
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026