waddlebock 

Anything that annoys you and makes you want to poke them in the eye with your pointer finger.

Caiyln can be such a waddlebock when she screams.

waddlebock by Drwhoisawesome February 5, 2014

waddleknock 

To hit someone with a dick so hard on the forehead that they are sexually attracted to inanimate objects and have alzheimer's.

My friend was waddleknocked two days ago and has since been grinding sexually on ovens and sink handles.

waddleknock by masterwaddleknocker December 15, 2014

waddlefucker 

An individual with a particular fetish for the webby feet of ducks or other billed creatures.

Earl's been going hunting for geese a lot lately but he only brings small fuzzy handcuffs with him whenever he goes. I think he might be a waddlefucker!

waddlefucker by Icabod Crane's Toe March 3, 2016