Waddlecow 

A large, fat woman who often smells of fish and cheap perfume due to her inability to properly wash herself and her use of in expensive scents to cover up the odors. Often goes through cycles of over eating and dieting with little results. A female hippopotogut.

Trying to get around the waddlecow on the stairs proved to be a fruitless exercise. Instead I was stuck behind her as she slowly lumbered up the stairs. Despite being up wind of her, her odor was near lethal.

Waddlecow by Budsperson August 3, 2010

waddlebock 

Anything that annoys you and makes you want to poke them in the eye with your pointer finger.

Caiyln can be such a waddlebock when she screams.

waddlebock by Drwhoisawesome February 5, 2014

waddlepotamus 

a fatass roommate that eats your food, leaves dirty dishes everywhere, uses all of your stuff and has none of their own, has loud sex with their ugly life partner at 4 in the morning, and in general is hugely obnoxious (or just plain huge)

I feel bad for Heidi, having to share a bathroom with that waddlepotamus Jamie.

waddlepotamus by Zoobles February 22, 2009

Waddleoffle 

Used to Describe a word that can only be defined by the word itself.

"What is a connector? Something that connects to something, Total waddleoffle"

Waddleoffle by Adam Metcalfe January 6, 2008

waddlepodding

The way a person walks when he or she is 9 months pregnant and just scourged themselves with taco bell.

wow look at the woman and how she is waddlepodding.

waddlepodding by kyle nathan boudreau April 7, 2015

waddletop 

waddle off of a roof

Don't waddletop

waddletop by Dab of ranch February 12, 2017

waddlecumracketbastard 

A bad word to do with cum racket bastard who waddles down the road like a sock

JIMI: can I come out tomorrow with u guys
RHIANNA: no you waddlecumracketbastard

waddlecumracketbastard by Platmybutthairpls March 14, 2023