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A person you date for clout; you date them just to prove to other people that you are not lonely A waddie could simply just be a fake partner who show appearances at social events and holidays as well
Going out with my waddie for Valentine’s Day. See, I’m not alone.
Waddie by ValenFacts February 14, 2020
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Walmart Waddle 

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.
"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."
Walmart Waddle by benis phuccboi March 28, 2017

Tom Waddle

A boob who works with another boob named Silvy on the Radio, whose Career Highlights include: inventing the Uword Snow Luggage, some how played in the NFL for 6 years and lived to tell the tale with only minor brain damage, eats his hot dogs smothered in underwear and knows 'Da Coach'.

Chicago Bears legend Tom Waddle #87
Pat Summerall: who is that guy who can't run, is not fast, but is getting open, sniffing those smelling salts?
John Madden: Oh he's Tom Waddle
Tom Waddle by Silvy WannaBe December 12, 2016

Jaylen Waddle 

Fast; Faster than other people
Jim: that bird is fast

Rick: no, that bird is Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle by Bama.Wave September 3, 2018
Someone who is addicted to the art of wank
yo, did you hear? Karl Harvey's a waddict
waddict by dgtdghdgh July 19, 2011

Waddle on 

The last message on the popular Disney MMO Club Penguin
Waddle on club penguin
Waddle on by ih8footy June 16, 2020
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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