wachooka

V. (Pequot) This ancient, non-lethal attack, stuns the victim with an unabating odor on the upper lip causing dizziness and vomiting. The aggressor employs this offensive by furtively wiping ass sweat on the upper lip of the victim. After application of the ass sweat, the aggressor yells "wachooka!" Without intervention, the odor will persist in a temperate environment for 3 to 4 days. The Pequot Indians would use this method to attack their neighbors, the Nimuc for generations until an antidote was found that consists of: silver maple leaves, ground squirrel scrotum, and baby fox blood.

Your upper lip smells like ass! What did you get wachookad?

by D. Hoover January 18, 2008

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The Wachookoo

A tribe that consists of the strongest and most intelligent people in the world. They are known to be extremely badass and are undefeated in battle. Some members of the Wachookoo are Check Noris, Achilles, and Batman.

Tribe Cheif: Today we fight for the honor and glory of the Wachookoo!
Tribe Members: WACHOOKOO!!!

by MeatStickMcgeeJr August 12, 2018

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Wahooka

Wahooka is someone who questions "but why". They a bish foreal tho.

Don't be such a wahooka and just do it!

by Naaaah M8 September 12, 2019

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Wahooka

Wahooka is a absolutely perfect sweet and sensual otherworldly being. He'll caress your face with his dank russian booty. He is the sweetest in all the land and will make you feel more loved and confused quicker than an alien with a probe gun. Wahooka is best served medium rare with BBQ sauce.

Can't wait for Wahooka to eat me, or for me to eat Wahooka.

by fartsaucer October 3, 2019

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