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Vonch Deep

a unit of measuring
My car can go 68 Vonch Deeps an hour.
Vonch Deep by VonchDeeper March 4, 2019
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vxonc • Vonces • Voncert • vonchez • Voncie • veoncee • vionca • Vonc • Vonc crap • Voncea
Vote of no confidence
Alex isn’t doing his job so we shall vonc him
Vonc by Philippa Sue Sue March 28, 2022

Voncroth 

Voncroth is a band started by a few young men in south Texas. They play awesome music and you should definately check their myspace... im sure you can guess the URL
wow Voncroth is probably some of the best music i have ever heard... They play metal music too!
Voncroth by Voncroth January 8, 2009

VonChiChi 

Another word for a woman's vagina.
Her VonChiChi was designer. You just can't get VonChiChi like hers on the street corner.
VonChiChi by Kassie-Ace June 4, 2009

Creepy VonCreepenstein 

n. The overly aggressive male at your local watering hole that possesses little tact and even less self-awareness. This gentleman is often referred to as Lurch, Creeper, Stalky McStalkerton and Ew.

When in close proximity of a CVC, exercise extreme caution in drink guarding as he is likely to slip you a dose of Rufinol appropriate for an Ox-cart toting beast. CVC's are typically listed on your neighborhoods sex offender registry.
"Hey, can we bail soon? Creepy VonCreepenstein over there is giving me the date rape gaze."

"Did you see that guy lurching over Amanda? What a Creeper!"
A red bone chick that loves to take random ass pictures, she'll catch you anywhere. Voncea's usually have strong opinions and are hard to persuade. These are the girls that generally tend not to know how to cook, but yet can always pull a man. Voncea's always love to have fun.
Man i went out with that girl voncea the other day, and man she told me she aint know how to cook.
Voncea by Number 1 man February 7, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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