vulting

The acting of a man getting caught ejaculating into his own hands

Damn, Michael just got caught vulting.

by Nathan Nah January 12, 2017

equestrian vaulting

an amazingly insane sport where people stand and do other crazy stuff on horses cantering in circles...
really good vaulters can do stuff like cartwheels and backflips and handstands
vaulting has yet to be added to the list of olympic sports because vaulters don't wear helmets, and that doesnt sit well with the international olympic committee

1st person: I'm a vaulter.
2nd person: you pole vault? wow
1st person: no, I do equestrian vaulting... I do gymnastics and dance on a horse...
2nd person: wwwwwoooooowwwwww........

by wvaulter April 2, 2009

Pole Vaulting

When an unfamous woman uses a famous man's penis to launch into her own fame.

Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.

by CongoJack July 3, 2017

Underwater Pole Vaulting

verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.

My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.

by Scooter Harrington April 11, 2013

nine volting

A sex technique much similar to scissoring except with two men. Both men assume a sitting position while laying on their sides, then they back their asses up to each other and insert their penises into the other's butts.

Dan isn't a bitch when it comes to gay sex, he likes nine volting, so it is all mutual.

by Max, Greg, Jason and Dan February 8, 2008

vaulting

A kick-ass sport that combines Gymnastic and Dance on horseback. Yes, two of the most dangerous sports in the world (horses and gymnastics, not dance). It takes much more strength and flexibility than throwing a ball around. Thats why everyone goes 'WOW!' when you tell them what it is.

*vaulter doing an arabesque on a cantering horse.*

person: ... *wets himself with excitement*

vaulting is sweet

by suketa August 4, 2006

9 volting

Licking of the anus.

It's like licking a 9 volt battery, you know you shouldn't do it but you do it anyway...

You 9 volt your girlfriend.

You lick the ring hole - 9 volting.

As a payout: gary 9 volts joe - he is a 9 volter.

by cotdayum July 4, 2011