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Rich preppy Asian kid with a nice, expensive camera. this kid went to my school and he had this nice camera my friend and I wanted to steal. first we would attract him into our trap with rice and then we'd bag him up and take him to my cellar for interrogation.
Me: *in a deep voice, "WHERE IS THE CAMERA!!!"
Vulang: "calm down, please don't hurt me! its right here!!!!"
Me: "Hmm... Alright. we won't hurt you. You can go home now.

eventually, vulang calls the police and we get arrested, he also gets back his camera... it was a nice try anyway.
vulang by childwhoneedscamera October 8, 2019
Words you can keep
Vulagism n. the ideology and policies adopted by regimes to deny men basic human rights (eg 'presumption of guilt of the accused', discriminatory HR departments, lopsided Family Courts, etc.) in the name of female protection or advancement.

Origin: late 20th century: from vagina + gulag + ism. Gulag (Russian) is used in the colloquial sense of a (neo) marxist repressive system, based on the historical GULAG (Главное управление по делам военнопленных и интернированных), referred to as the "meat-grinder" by prisoners.
Vulagism starts with the marriage contract but is especially prevalent in so-called Family Courts. As a staunch vulagist, she supported #metoo as well as discriminatory hiring practices that favoured women at the expense of men.
To engage in sexual intercourse with an open wound.
TJ cut that looker open and volanged her all night long!
volang by Uncle Harry February 23, 2005
To engage in sexual intercourse with an open wound
T.J. cut that looker open and volanged her all night long.
volang by Uncle Harry May 13, 2005
You gotta look after your vlangie, you only get one!

vagina
Vlangie by Slammyd April 26, 2009

vulandra 

Is a loving caring person who is shy when meeting new people. Who acts weird & goofy to try & make people laugh. Tries to cheer people & help as many people as she/he can.
Example: vulandra tries to make people smile & laugh a lot.

Example: what is her name..?

Example: her names vulandra.....she's really pretty & kind.
vulandra by Night_tide08 May 14, 2018

vulingman 

Big golf hurley fucker from irela who loves to shout at his children and laugh like a fuckin hyena
Look at that vulingman over there , I bet his kids are scared of him
vulingman by Joseph quiggers January 31, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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