vrant
a venting rant. a rant which includes the goal of venting so as to be able to move on from the rant.
vrant by Germanwordinventor June 15, 2026
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Karkat Vantas
A troll found in the comic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie on MS Paint Adventures.
He is temperamental, hasn't shown any specific talents (yet), and is a mutant. But we don't tell the rest of the trolls.
He is temperamental, hasn't shown any specific talents (yet), and is a mutant. But we don't tell the rest of the trolls.
A Homestuck: Look at how cute Karkat is in this panel! He's so happy and adorable!
Friend: Dude, Karkat Vantas is a fictional extraterrestrial troll.
Friend: Dude, Karkat Vantas is a fictional extraterrestrial troll.
Karkat Vantas by Neo is not here August 20, 2013
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vantonderism
A South African colloquialism referring to a (usually intoxicated) person falling/slipping on the floor near a swimming pool.
vantonderism by maaaster_baiter June 13, 2017
Vratko
A person as special as his name - there is nobody like him!
Vratko is very attractive, it takes only one look at his eyes and you'll be gone. Not only his looks are charming though, he also has a wonderful personality! He likes to make himself heard but be careful - he doesn't like being the centre of attention.
Vratko has a very good taste of humour but not everybody gets his jokes. Don't be offended if he roasts you, he's just joking around. You might want to think twice before arguing with Vratko - he's very clever and always comes up with the best points and is good at proving others wrong. He doesn't mean anything bad though, he just loves sharing his opinions. Vratko also loves dark humour and might joke about killing people and so but in real life he's the nicest person you'll ever meet.
He doesn't have a bad word to say about anyone. He's out-going and positive, no wonder why everybody loves being around him! If you ever need anyone, he'll be there. He's a good listener and full of emphaty. He truly cares about people.
Vratko is intelligent, funny and kind - what else could you ask for? ... Well, he has that too. Vratkos are rare so if you find one you better keep him, you will not regret it!
Vratko is very attractive, it takes only one look at his eyes and you'll be gone. Not only his looks are charming though, he also has a wonderful personality! He likes to make himself heard but be careful - he doesn't like being the centre of attention.
Vratko has a very good taste of humour but not everybody gets his jokes. Don't be offended if he roasts you, he's just joking around. You might want to think twice before arguing with Vratko - he's very clever and always comes up with the best points and is good at proving others wrong. He doesn't mean anything bad though, he just loves sharing his opinions. Vratko also loves dark humour and might joke about killing people and so but in real life he's the nicest person you'll ever meet.
He doesn't have a bad word to say about anyone. He's out-going and positive, no wonder why everybody loves being around him! If you ever need anyone, he'll be there. He's a good listener and full of emphaty. He truly cares about people.
Vratko is intelligent, funny and kind - what else could you ask for? ... Well, he has that too. Vratkos are rare so if you find one you better keep him, you will not regret it!
Person 1: Who is that handsome guy over there?
Person 2: It's Jacob.
Person 1: He's pretty decent, but when I think about it, Vratko is still hotter.
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Person 1: Look, Vratko is coming this way with the dramatic opinion look on his face.
Person 2: Not again! We better run away before he'll rant about something.
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Person 1: Wow, that girl is so hot! Do you think I could ask her number?
Person 2: Don't even think about it, she's Vratko's girlfriend.
Person 1: Oh no! I have no chance beside him.
Person 2: It's Jacob.
Person 1: He's pretty decent, but when I think about it, Vratko is still hotter.
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Person 1: Look, Vratko is coming this way with the dramatic opinion look on his face.
Person 2: Not again! We better run away before he'll rant about something.
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Person 1: Wow, that girl is so hot! Do you think I could ask her number?
Person 2: Don't even think about it, she's Vratko's girlfriend.
Person 1: Oh no! I have no chance beside him.
Vantae
A soul connection that cannot be broken under any circumstances. A connection so strong that will bring the couple together no matter what.
A word to describe and answer questions. A way of saying "wait, be patient, have hope. I will find you no matter what."
Those under the blessing of the word vantae should know that be it far or near, their souls will long for each other.
And that when the soul longs for something and chooses a path, the body will follow.
A word to describe and answer questions. A way of saying "wait, be patient, have hope. I will find you no matter what."
Those under the blessing of the word vantae should know that be it far or near, their souls will long for each other.
And that when the soul longs for something and chooses a path, the body will follow.
Vantablack
The darkest manmade material in existence.
It’s made up of C (carbon) nanotubes containing Nga (niggatronium, the darkest element in nature).
Vanta is an acronym for Vertically Aligned Nanotube Arrays.
Therefore each space on those C nanotubes are filled with Nga.
With all the C nanotubes and Nga aligned and combined, vantablack absorbs 99.965% of all incident light, meaning 99.965% of the total material making up vantablack is Nga.
It’s far darker than charcoal and even the blackest African niggas.
It’s made up of C (carbon) nanotubes containing Nga (niggatronium, the darkest element in nature).
Vanta is an acronym for Vertically Aligned Nanotube Arrays.
Therefore each space on those C nanotubes are filled with Nga.
With all the C nanotubes and Nga aligned and combined, vantablack absorbs 99.965% of all incident light, meaning 99.965% of the total material making up vantablack is Nga.
It’s far darker than charcoal and even the blackest African niggas.
Student: I thought charcoal was dark until you told me about the exoplanet TrES-2 b after that solar eclipse I watched.
Teacher: Well charcoal is nowhere near as dark as vantablack besides TrES-2 b.
Student: What’s that?
Teacher: The darkest material ever made by man.
Student: How much light does it absorb?
Teacher: 99.965% of all light.
Student: Does that mean it’s almost all niggatronium?
Teacher: Yes, 99.965% niggatronium.
Student: Oh my god.
Teacher: Well charcoal is nowhere near as dark as vantablack besides TrES-2 b.
Student: What’s that?
Teacher: The darkest material ever made by man.
Student: How much light does it absorb?
Teacher: 99.965% of all light.
Student: Does that mean it’s almost all niggatronium?
Teacher: Yes, 99.965% niggatronium.
Student: Oh my god.
Vantablack by gregben June 11, 2021