Vantablack 

The darkest manmade material in existence.
It’s made up of C (carbon) nanotubes containing Nga (niggatronium, the darkest element in nature).

Vanta is an acronym for Vertically Aligned Nanotube Arrays.
Therefore each space on those C nanotubes are filled with Nga.

With all the C nanotubes and Nga aligned and combined, vantablack absorbs 99.965% of all incident light, meaning 99.965% of the total material making up vantablack is Nga.

It’s far darker than charcoal and even the blackest African niggas.

Student: I thought charcoal was dark until you told me about the exoplanet TrES-2 b after that solar eclipse I watched.
Teacher: Well charcoal is nowhere near as dark as vantablack besides TrES-2 b.
Student: What’s that?
Teacher: The darkest material ever made by man.
Student: How much light does it absorb?
Teacher: 99.965% of all light.
Student: Does that mean it’s almost all niggatronium?
Teacher: Yes, 99.965% niggatronium.
Student: Oh my god.

Vantablack by gregben June 11, 2021

vantablack 

The darkest material that exists as of today. It is capable of absorbing the majority of light that is given off into its direction. It is made of thin carbon nano-tubes aligned in a specific order to create a solid black form.

"My favorite color is Vantablack, not that dark grey paint."

vantablack by Thrilter January 25, 2018

Vantablack 

A technical term used to describe individuals whose skin pigmentation is wholly comprised of excessive melahnin. Individuals who suffer from this illness have uncontrollable tendencies to rebel, especially in the hallways and stairwells of their school. The term was initially derived from the proprietary 'patient zero', BlackRib Rahman, a voluptuous young black man whose extremely dark skin pigmentation caused great joy amongst his peers, until he was eventually caught for his chivalrous actions of intercourse in the school staircase

You look so Vantablack tonight, I'm a couple hundred miles from Iraq tonight!
Is that Vantablack Rahman?
I painted my new car a deep shade of Vantablack

Vantablack by shanno'nt September 6, 2023

Vantablack Comedy 

One of the darkest forms of comedy known, Vantablack Comedy absorbs up to 99.965% of audiences' collective dignity.

"But I thought you liked dark comedy, Mum? Did you at least enjoy the holocaust jokes?"
"Brian, that wasn't dark comedy, that was VANTABLACK comedy!"

Vantablack Comedy by rm84 May 10, 2018

vantablack humour 

humour so dark it has total hemispherical reflectances (THR) below 1.5% in the visible spectrum.

Agni: biden would slaughter 7 million jews if he could, but he cant bc he forgot

Taylor: wow that's some vantablack humour right there dawg

vantablack humour by TaylorBasicWhiteGirl January 28, 2023

Vantablack noise 

Vantablack noise is a hypothetical type of sound that is said to be the darkest and most profound of all noises. It is a noise that is so deep and complex that it is almost impossible to hear with the human ear. Instead, it is thought to be a noise that can be felt and sensed by the body, causing a feeling of peace and relaxation.

One of the unique qualities of vantablack noise is that it is said to have healing properties. It is believed to be able to restore balance to the body and mind, helping to alleviate stress and tension. Some people even claim that regular exposure to vantablack noise can help to improve overall health and well-being.

Despite its supposed benefits, vantablack noise is also said to be incredibly elusive and difficult to come by. It is thought to be a rare and precious commodity, found only in the most isolated and remote locations on earth. Those who are lucky enough to encounter vantablack noise are said to be deeply affected by its power and majesty, and many people spend their entire lives searching for it in the hopes of experiencing its transformative effects.

bro have you heard the 10 hour vantablack noise on youtube? It literally healed my ptsd, I sleep like a baby every night bro look it up

Vantablack noise by Bingchillingggg January 8, 2023

Vantablack noise 

Vantablack noise is a type of sound that is said to be the darkest and most profound of all noises. It is a noise that is so deep and complex that it is almost impossible to hear with the human ear. Instead, it is thought to be a noise that can be felt and sensed by the body, causing a feeling of peace and relaxation.

One of the unique qualities of vantablack noise is that it is said to have healing properties. It is believed to be able to restore balance to the body and mind, helping to alleviate stress and tension. Some people even claim that regular exposure to vantablack noise can help to improve overall health and well-being.

Despite its supposed benefits, vantablack noise is also said to be incredibly elusive and difficult to come by. It is thought to be a rare and precious commodity, found only in the most isolated and remote locations on earth. Those who are lucky enough to encounter vantablack noise are said to be deeply affected by its power and majesty, and many people spend their entire lives searching for it in the hopes of experiencing its transformative effects.

bro have you heard the 10 hour vantablack noise on youtube? It literally healed my ptsd, I sleep like a baby every night bro look it up

Vantablack noise by Bingchillingggg January 8, 2023