vpleng 

A positive adjective meaning very unique / impressive / unbelievable / amazing / beautiful / exciting / cool

1A: "Did you hear that new song? It's just hit #1 in the charts"
2A: "I got that on repeat, sounding vpleng"

1B: "Just put diamond wheels on the Lambo, it's looking vpleng"
2B: "Damn, I don't think thats ever been done before!"

1C: "Anyone need tickets for Friday night let me know, I got you"
2C: "Vpleng, appreciate that brother"

1D: "I thought your computer died last month?"
2D: "Yeah but its vpleng since the rebuild"

vpleng by vpleng January 7, 2023

valengine's day 

what men call Valentine's Day when they expect to get laid at the end of the evening.

Travis: "I pulled out all the stops for my girl this Valentine's Day, I am soooo getting laid tonight!"
John: "Nice bro, sounds like you're going to celebrate Valengine's Day!"
Travis: "Totes!"

valengine's day by GlazeHer January 26, 2014

volengthium 

a voluminous length of chronological linear time.

The first tortoise was believed to have existed volengthiums ago, while some still continue to roam the Earth today.

volengthium by solar rose September 27, 2018

valengina

Getting laid on Valentine's Day, just because it's Valentine's Day.

'Dude, Jeff's never gotten anywhere with that bitchy girlfriend of his. But he totally got some valengina the other night because he got her roses and flowers for Valentine's Day.'

valengina by SLGreen February 14, 2008

valengamer 

1.)A person that loves video games more than they love people.
2.)a person that you share game time with.

I'm spending the night with my xbox , I'm totally a valengamer.

I'm gonna be a valengamer this year and spend the day shooting ads and resing the bae.

valengamer by Nfynyty September 15, 2016

volengaerd 

Very cool guy actually, has many friends. Very epic music guy vert machismos.

Volengaerd epic mhmhmhm

volengaerd by notvolengaerd March 22, 2021

Velenge

The English language.

Your Velenge is super amazing!

Velenge by AnaKhandelwal April 24, 2022