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votecation

Vote-cation
(Noun)
The act of going on vacation immediately after voting because the Republican party has told you point blank what they're going to do to you when they get back in power.
Ex. "Its not like the GOP is going to stop supporting political violence anytime soon; we should plan a votecation."
by Sneezybungus May 24, 2023
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vocational paradigm shift

Job loss / being fired.

(as made famous by How I Met Your Mother, on CBS)
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Ted: "Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees."

Barney: "You hit him with a chair?"

Ted: "Yep."
by advs89 October 5, 2011
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vomication

a formal version of "pooking". To pook or to vomicate is to vomit and defecate simultaneously. Generally, vomication occurs in the morning after a night of excessive drinking. The most common form of vomication is to vomit in a trashcan while defecating in the toilet. Vomication can also occur when a person has fallen exceptionally ill.
Pooking is more commonly used in informal settings such as the home, whereas vomication is used in settings such as a hospital.
"Doctor, Mrs. Helvisham has been vomicating."

"Well doctor, I have been experiencing cold chills, shortness of breath, and vomication."

"Man, I got wasted last night. I was pooking all morning."
by Sam (the bodahof) May 13, 2006
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vocation navigator

A program for students to help them find true contentment in the workplace.
Have you read The Vocation Navigator Workbook?
by vocnavdirector January 23, 2015
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Vocational Cattle

Your co-workers that do absolutely NOTHING, and have no qualm about YOU doing their job.

Often filler for over inflated companies with too many employees.
Any given company suffers the 80/20 Rule. 20% of the people do 80% of the work. The rest are Vocational Cattle.
by DigitalCrapShoveler June 26, 2009
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When the Name is a mouthful and you have to get up at 4 o'clock in the morning because you live an hour away from the school and you have school during blizzards because they have their own plowing system but all the other school around are closed. When the students are high then the grades and the teachers are even higher. teachers that take smoking breaks during class. when there are 4 fire drills in a week.
Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School

what students talk about at Tri-County.
"student- wheres he going
student2- hes going to smoke a cig."
by candy stripes May 19, 2012
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Chemical Vocation

Chemical Vocation is an awsome hardcore/emo/screamo band from Uddevalla, Sweden.
So far they have released one EP, and a CD is on the way.
Chemical Vocation is truly amazing, and they're going to play on Pier Pressure, Gothenburg 1st of Juli.
Chemical Vocation is awsome, you should listen to them too.
Or even better, visit Pier Pressure, with some pretty good bands.
by Bloody.Obsession May 11, 2007
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