vomication 

a formal version of "pooking". To pook or to vomicate is to vomit and defecate simultaneously. Generally, vomication occurs in the morning after a night of excessive drinking. The most common form of vomication is to vomit in a trashcan while defecating in the toilet. Vomication can also occur when a person has fallen exceptionally ill.
Pooking is more commonly used in informal settings such as the home, whereas vomication is used in settings such as a hospital.

"Doctor, Mrs. Helvisham has been vomicating."

"Well doctor, I have been experiencing cold chills, shortness of breath, and vomication."

"Man, I got wasted last night. I was pooking all morning."

vomication by Sam (the bodahof) May 13, 2006

vocational paradigm shift

Job loss / being fired.

(as made famous by How I Met Your Mother, on CBS)

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Ted: "Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees."

Barney: "You hit him with a chair?"

Ted: "Yep."

vocational paradigm shift by advs89 October 5, 2011

vocation navigator 

A program for students to help them find true contentment in the workplace.

Have you read The Vocation Navigator Workbook?

vocation navigator by vocnavdirector January 23, 2015

Vocational Cattle 

Your co-workers that do absolutely NOTHING, and have no qualm about YOU doing their job.

Often filler for over inflated companies with too many employees.

Any given company suffers the 80/20 Rule. 20% of the people do 80% of the work. The rest are Vocational Cattle.

Vocational Cattle by DigitalCrapShoveler June 26, 2009

Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School

When the Name is a mouthful and you have to get up at 4 o'clock in the morning because you live an hour away from the school and you have school during blizzards because they have their own plowing system but all the other school around are closed. When the students are high then the grades and the teachers are even higher. teachers that take smoking breaks during class. when there are 4 fire drills in a week.

Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School

what students talk about at Tri-County.
"student- wheres he going
student2- hes going to smoke a cig."

Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School by candy stripes May 19, 2012

vehication 

When you go on "vehication", you spend more time in your vehicle than at any particular destination. It started as a slang from the southern part of the United States, and is a combination of "vehicle" and "vacation".

Many young people do things like this, because they always want to visit as many places as possible in a very short time frame.

Ross Darrow was extremely tired after his weekend, because he spent it on vehication to San Antonio.

vehication by Brandon_Texas August 11, 2009

Chemical Vocation 

Chemical Vocation is an awsome hardcore/emo/screamo band from Uddevalla, Sweden.
So far they have released one EP, and a CD is on the way.
Chemical Vocation is truly amazing, and they're going to play on Pier Pressure, Gothenburg 1st of Juli.

Chemical Vocation is awsome, you should listen to them too.
Or even better, visit Pier Pressure, with some pretty good bands.

Chemical Vocation by Bloody.Obsession May 11, 2007