vorteci

To vortex a drink

You wouldn't vorteci that?

by Jesse Allan ;) February 24, 2022

VORTEC

A General Motors Engine that creates a miniature Vortex in the Firing cylinder to allow better a fuel/air mixture. VORTEC stands for "VORtex TEChnology" and it delivers more power and better fuel economy (even in Chevy's Monster 8.1 Liter V8), and it is reliable and easy to maintain. found in V6's and V8's. Often misspelled as vortech.

Man 1: Dude, why does your truck get better gas mileage than my Ford?
Man 2: Because I have a VORTEC under the hood.

by Derek I. September 5, 2008

vortexing

acting like you're flying through space when you're really drunk/high in your friends car with your eyes shut and arms out while really shitty music is blasting.

Radio: "Tonight's gonna be a good night...yea tonight's gonna be a good good night..."
Friend 1: "Dude the song's on!! Close your eyes!"
Friend 2: "I'm vortexing already!!!"

by AKWYLallday May 1, 2010

Vortexian

1. A person with a lack of brain cells and common sense.

"That man is such a Vortexian."

by Big Bloop May 25, 2019

Vortexing

When you just can't stop listening to a song, album, or artist for hours or days on end because the connection you have to it is all too real

Dudte, I've been vortexing Say Anything's discography for 3 days; OMG it's so f***ing good!

by Van der Bisch June 8, 2015

vortexian

Person or persons which dwel in or around a vortex. Often created by a disterbance in an energy feild in or around mindlessness of the paradoxical thought of a said vortex.

The mirror was bought by the vortexian in order to continue the paradox?

by Rat Trap February 10, 2018

vortexitude

of or pertaining to the sucking strength of something typically resembled by a whirlpool

The vortexitude of that black hole was inescapable.

That was the best blowie I've ever had. Some serious vortexitude!

by EJFlavius May 9, 2019