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Cousin to the famed Dirty Sanchez, this excrement mustache is composed of diarrhea for a fashionable, modern look. Having liquid properties, the mustache tends to flow around the edges of the lips, the leaks creating a nice handlebar stache.
I Filthy Ramirez'd Julie last night and my stache resembled Paco's!
by Van der Bisch March 19, 2011

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A fart that the dealer believes will be a showstopper, but actually comes out as a very small air perturbation. On the verge of being silent, this fart sounds iconically like "Pvvffffft".
Dave wanted to rip one into Marc's face, but all he got was a fairy fart :(
by Van der Bisch September 27, 2010

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When you just can't stop listening to a song, album, or artist for hours or days on end because the connection you have to it is all too real
Dudte, I've been vortexing Say Anything's discography for 3 days; OMG it's so f***ing good!
by Van der Bisch June 05, 2015

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