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Vortexing 

When you just can't stop listening to a song, album, or artist for hours or days on end because the connection you have to it is all too real
Dudte, I've been vortexing Say Anything's discography for 3 days; OMG it's so f***ing good!
Vortexing by Van der Bisch June 8, 2015

Vortexing 

Masterbation via putting your willy inside of a full washing machine until you blow your load
Oh my god john mate I had the dirtiest vortexing session over the weekend just gone
Vortexing by Hypo420 January 30, 2022

Vortexian 

1. A person with a lack of brain cells and common sense.
"That man is such a Vortexian."
Vortexian by Big Bloop May 25, 2019

Vortexting 

noun

• an overly-dramatic text message designed with the sole purpose of dragging uninvolved individuals helplessly into a inescapable vortex of emotion and angst.

verb (trans.)

• the act of sending text messages out to friends to recruit further unnecessary drama for your side of a negative situation.
person #1: "Ross keeps vortexting me about how Karen walked out on him last night, when he KNOWS that we've never even met."

person #2: "Shoot girl, you know he's just tryin' to get you involved in that personal trash he has going for himself every week. You better ignore it."
Vortexting by Drubixcube June 30, 2009
The act of finding a primary vertex associated to multiple tracks.
Once he had the list of tracks, the vertexing step was very simple.
vertexing by phys123 December 15, 2020
The act of finding a vertex or vertices associated to a list of tracks.
Once he found the tracks, he searched for vertices using the vertexing algorithm.
vertexing by phys123 December 15, 2020
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pajama casual 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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