vortexing

acting like you're flying through space when you're really drunk/high in your friends car with your eyes shut and arms out while really shitty music is blasting.

Radio: "Tonight's gonna be a good night...yea tonight's gonna be a good good night..."
Friend 1: "Dude the song's on!! Close your eyes!"
Friend 2: "I'm vortexing already!!!"

by AKWYLallday May 1, 2010

Vortexing

When you just can't stop listening to a song, album, or artist for hours or days on end because the connection you have to it is all too real

Dudte, I've been vortexing Say Anything's discography for 3 days; OMG it's so f***ing good!

by Van der Bisch June 8, 2015

Vortexing

Masterbation via putting your willy inside of a full washing machine until you blow your load

Oh my god john mate I had the dirtiest vortexing session over the weekend just gone

by Hypo420 January 30, 2022

Vortexian

1. A person with a lack of brain cells and common sense.

"That man is such a Vortexian."

by Big Bloop May 25, 2019

Vortexting

noun

• an overly-dramatic text message designed with the sole purpose of dragging uninvolved individuals helplessly into a inescapable vortex of emotion and angst.

verb (trans.)

• the act of sending text messages out to friends to recruit further unnecessary drama for your side of a negative situation.

person #1: "Ross keeps vortexting me about how Karen walked out on him last night, when he KNOWS that we've never even met."

person #2: "Shoot girl, you know he's just tryin' to get you involved in that personal trash he has going for himself every week. You better ignore it."

by Drubixcube June 30, 2009

vertexing

The act of finding a primary vertex associated to multiple tracks.

Once he had the list of tracks, the vertexing step was very simple.

by phys123 December 15, 2020

vertexing

The act of finding a vertex or vertices associated to a list of tracks.

Once he found the tracks, he searched for vertices using the vertexing algorithm.

by phys123 December 15, 2020