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vortexing 

acting like you're flying through space when you're really drunk/high in your friends car with your eyes shut and arms out while really shitty music is blasting.
Radio: "Tonight's gonna be a good night...yea tonight's gonna be a good good night..."
Friend 1: "Dude the song's on!! Close your eyes!"
Friend 2: "I'm vortexing already!!!"
vortexing by AKWYLallday May 1, 2010
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Vortexing 

When you just can't stop listening to a song, album, or artist for hours or days on end because the connection you have to it is all too real
Dudte, I've been vortexing Say Anything's discography for 3 days; OMG it's so f***ing good!
Vortexing by Van der Bisch June 8, 2015

Vortexing 

Masterbation via putting your willy inside of a full washing machine until you blow your load
Oh my god john mate I had the dirtiest vortexing session over the weekend just gone
Vortexing by Hypo420 January 30, 2022

Vortexian 

1. A person with a lack of brain cells and common sense.
"That man is such a Vortexian."
Vortexian by Big Bloop May 25, 2019

Vortexting 

noun

• an overly-dramatic text message designed with the sole purpose of dragging uninvolved individuals helplessly into a inescapable vortex of emotion and angst.

verb (trans.)

• the act of sending text messages out to friends to recruit further unnecessary drama for your side of a negative situation.
person #1: "Ross keeps vortexting me about how Karen walked out on him last night, when he KNOWS that we've never even met."

person #2: "Shoot girl, you know he's just tryin' to get you involved in that personal trash he has going for himself every week. You better ignore it."
Vortexting by Drubixcube June 30, 2009
The act of finding a primary vertex associated to multiple tracks.
Once he had the list of tracks, the vertexing step was very simple.
vertexing by phys123 December 15, 2020
The act of finding a vertex or vertices associated to a list of tracks.
Once he found the tracks, he searched for vertices using the vertexing algorithm.
vertexing by phys123 December 15, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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