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An extremely sexy, smart, sassy individual. A person who overflows with "sexyness". A funkii munkey to say the least
Oh! your such a vonz~ *gigglez
vonz by Dr. Mark Dyevsky April 30, 2003
Words you can keep
The most amazing man in the world.
Hot Female: I wish Vonz would F..k me already!
Vonz by ZiggyOne November 23, 2021
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_Vonz_ feels blessed when Franczak is online! <3
_Vonz_'s day is always better when Franczak is around to the point that he feels blessed! <3
_Vonz_ by Franczak January 8, 2023
Vonzell is usually the quiet girl that no one usually expects a lot from, but once you get a taste of her personality, you are left wanting more. She's a cute, loveable, supportive friend but isn't afraid to keep it real with you. She will tell you anything striaght up as it is and that's what makes her a keeper in your life. Never forsake her kindness to be a weakness. Even though she is a very good friend/ lover she knows her worth and will not tolerate any less than what she deserves. Watch her mood swings though and always remember that her silence, cuts deeper than a knife.
Boy 1: "Damn, Vonzell's a bit moody today bro"
Boy 2: "Be careful bro, when she's silent she's deadly"

Boy 1 : Dude I think I love this girl, I can't let her go
Boy 2 : Yea don't let her go she's such a Vonzell
Vonzell by therealest_ February 2, 2021
The cute, adorable girl who came in third place on the 4th season of American Idol. She's also known as "Baby V", "Lady V", "Vonz", and "Miyanda". She was known for her cheery personality, ambitious song choice, and powerful vocals.

"Vonzell Should have won American idol"
"Vonzell Baby V Solomon is off the hook"
Vonzell by babyvfan April 24, 2006

Vonzombies

The people who randomly wander around Vons grocery stores and parklots aimlessly, not seeming to have any goals or aspirations other than to be in your way.
"I just wanted to quickly jump into the store and buy a bottle of wine for the party I was late for, but it ended up taking THIRTY minutes due to the dodging and weaving I had to do to get through the obstacle course of vonzombies.
Vonzombies by guava c April 18, 2010

VonZipper 

When a woman's parter takes her clitorus with their fingers and pulls it up and down like a zipper
Jimmy grabbed Salley's clit and pulled it up and down like a zipper, this is why its called a VonZipper
VonZipper by spamcritic December 9, 2012
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1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

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3. Situation/Person/Decision

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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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