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Volmert's law
Volmert's law is a rule that allows employees to have an excused tardiness due to sexual activities.
Volmert's law by Wooticus Maximus September 12, 2014
Related Words
volumer • volume riding • volume • vollmer • Volumeus • vollmerhaus • Vollmerize • vollmerized • volmer • Volmert's law
Porn Volume Threshold (PVT)
Hey man, I can hear those girls screaming from the other room you need to adjust your Porn Volume Threshold (PVT)
Porn Volume Threshold (PVT) by D4soni March 15, 2011
Funk Volume
Guy 1- "hey did you hear that crazy beat on the radio?"
Guy 2- "That's not the radio it's YouTube, It's Hopsin, from that Funk Volume Record Label I think" Incredible, right?
Guy 1- Hell yeah, turn that mothafucka' up.
Guy 2- "That's not the radio it's YouTube, It's Hopsin, from that Funk Volume Record Label I think" Incredible, right?
Guy 1- Hell yeah, turn that mothafucka' up.
Funk Volume by Psikiguy. K. Kentai Sweet December 30, 2011
Volume OCD
The disorder in which the volume of the television or computer must be a multiple of 5, (or sometimes just even or just odd numbers). If it is not on the preferred volume the person may get stressed, or agitated and will go out of their way to get the volume on their preferred number. They will do this in every environment, whether its in a public place or at someone else's house. People like to joke about it by putting the volume on '31' not '30' and then leaving the room... to these people I would like to say... I hate you.
At a friend's house, friend's Dad turns volume to 46... Person gets up, gets the remote, and turns it down 1.
*Whole family looks at you with confusion*
this is Volume OCD
*Whole family looks at you with confusion*
this is Volume OCD
Volume OCD by yo1234 October 26, 2013
volume officer
one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.
volume officer by 123baseball321 March 23, 2009
vollmerized
When a girl gets sucked into a vortex of pseudo-love, only to be disappointed by the mans rapid ejaculation and desire to make breakfast burittos with tator-tots in the morning.
Shanaynay: That dick Jon vollmerized me last night. Then he made me a shitty breakfast burrito with tator-tots, what a waste of time.
vollmerized by J-Rocks-Dizzle October 4, 2007
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