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Vollmerize

verb. 1. to facebook tag people repeatedly to the point that at least 50% of the news feed on the average facebook friend is filled with posts from the afore-mentioned tagger. 2. Ignoring the outside woorld for the purposes of tagging people on facebook.
Person 1: Wow. This girl needs to stop tagging me in everything she posts. In fact, she needs to stop posting stuff in general. It's bordering on scary.
Person 2: Sounds like you've been Vollmerized, man. Just take her off your facebook feed and try not to stare directly at her fake tan.
Vollmerize by front_row February 15, 2009
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vollmerized 

When a girl gets sucked into a vortex of pseudo-love, only to be disappointed by the mans rapid ejaculation and desire to make breakfast burittos with tator-tots in the morning.
Shanaynay: That dick Jon vollmerized me last night. Then he made me a shitty breakfast burrito with tator-tots, what a waste of time.
vollmerized by J-Rocks-Dizzle October 4, 2007
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volkerized

To have your flaws pointed out to everyone when you screw up requesting helpful information.
You just got volkerized,

Example of a real volkerization
But your contribution is very useful and drives home the key point here: there are multiple possible reasons for the "unprocessed continuation reference" message, and we can speculate all we want about them if we don't have enough info. Just one more example of why it is crucial and mandatory to include that section from authentication.properties in its entirety when discussing this sort of stuff. I really can't understand why people keep leaving that out - or does anyone particularly enjoy doing their diagnoses while blindfolded?
volkerized by ThgNDim January 21, 2011
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