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AMPlifier

A sure fire way to create contempt amongst a sales team.
The AMPlifier makes me hate my job.
by choicer April 22, 2009
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AMPlifier

a platform to direct sales and Account Management Process responsibilities that relies on business intelligence and targeted marketing campaigns.

The concept was created in April of 2008 and later branded as AMPlifier in July of that year by a creative and forward thinking group of interested parties.
"My pipeline for new biz is HUGE this quarter, AMPlifier has been coming up BIG for me."
by streamcrosserSCC April 8, 2009
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amplifier

The thing that puts out the voltages and frequencies that allow speakers to "do their thang". It can be built into them or, if it isn't, be a seperate appliance or in a stereo unit.
My speakers don't go loud enough, they need a more powerful amplifier!
by esuniydaerlasieldnahtaht April 9, 2022
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Arse Amplifier

A Toilet: because of echo made when you involuntarily fart while in the sitting position.
Nick: Jeez, that curry was a hot one last night, I think I'm gonna go play some tunes on the Arse Amplifier
James: Don't sit there too long, you may get a dose of Bog Leg
by Streaker30 June 1, 2009
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human amplifier

human amplifier

When someone takes earbuds and puts them in thier nose then turns it on full volume presses play and opens thier mouth there by amplifying the song through thier head and the human amplifier
Dude1 "hey man the docking station's broke."
Dude2 "it's ok man just get jimmy his mouth is so big he's the best human amplifier
by the king 42 April 18, 2014
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amplifart

When u hold in a fart in class but then it slips out and it is amplified from the hard chair
Damn man that kid in our physics class amplifarts all the time
by Urmomispoo69 January 1, 2017
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Estrogen Amplification

The phenomenon by which females become exponentially "girlier" when they congregate in larger and larger groups. This is thought to be caused by the increased availability of estrogen, the "female" hormone, within a given radius. Some hypothesize that ovaries serve a role in communicating with each other under such circumstances. It should be noted that Estrogen Amplification also occurs in post-menopausal women.
The loud, uncontrolled giggling in the office next to me is the tell-tale sign that 5 or more females are in the same room - surely, estrogen amplification has occurred.
by dmso12 July 1, 2010
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