vold

An aura that exudes beauty, majesty, grace, awesomeness, perfect imperfections, and a whimsical sense of surrealism. Only those few chosen ones are graced with the fortune of beholding the aura that

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by Bear30 December 8, 2013

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Vold

A vaginal cold. A cold that is contracted by licking out a woman's vagina.

My mate went down on a girl in Hong Kong and he caught a vold.

by Anon1234561489 June 9, 2016

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volding

an immense pain In your stomach when you laugh and accidentally sound like Voldemort violently screeching "hhnng abra cadabra!"

man, Olvia was volding so hard last night, do you know if she's okay?

by -loser June 1, 2017

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n. The Mart That Must Not Be Named!

Cities in Washington State have banned the use of the name "Wal-Mart," hence, in these cities it is "The Mart that Must Not Be Named," i.e. "Volde-mart" (Walde-mart is sometimes used as well).

We went shopping at---you-know-where...

No, I don't...

(whispering) Volde-mart!

(everyone flinches)

by Dan Weyandt July 2, 2011

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