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the way SOME people *ahem* KD *ahem* from CERTAIN places *ahem* MA *ahem* say the word "vodka"
gee, I sure would like some vodker to drink
vodker by popcorn burner December 1, 2011
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Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Volker is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.
David: FUCK ME! ITS VOLKER LETS GO TALK TO HIM BC HES FUCKING INCREDICOOL.

Bray: I agree.

Volker: Hail me, bitches
Volker by nubpwnk September 23, 2009

Vodkarocca 

A good pick me up drink. If you need to get on the turps and are feeling a little down from the night before, pour yourself a Vodka and drop a Berocca in for that instant hit.
I feel like a drink but feel like crap, need a pick me up. Try a Vodkarocca, that'll fix you up.
Vodkarocca by alakers February 21, 2006
An alcoholic beverage consisting of gatorade mixed with vodka.
Before Henrietta left for the party, she mixed up a quick bottle of camoflaged Vodkorade.
Vodkorade by cheea October 14, 2009
"Damn he's skinny. Must be a volkert"
volkert by Anonymoushahhlll July 2, 2016

vodkareening 

Careen: To lean, lurch or swerve while in motion.
Vodkareening: Careening caused by vodka.
From Eve 6 'Girl Eyes': "Vodkareening through the hotel door..."
vodkareening by AlexS20 May 14, 2007