volkert
Fuckboy and skinny bitch
volkert by Anonymoushahhlll July 2, 2016
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Volker
Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Volker is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.
David: FUCK ME! ITS VOLKER LETS GO TALK TO HIM BC HES FUCKING INCREDICOOL.
Bray: I agree.
Volker: Hail me, bitches
Bray: I agree.
Volker: Hail me, bitches
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Volmert's law
Volmert's law is a rule that allows employees to have an excused tardiness due to sexual activities.
Volmert's law by Wooticus Maximus September 12, 2014
Volker
Total small town slut who only requires a smile and a drink to fuck.
Her mum is her role model
Has daddy issues
Her mum is her role model
Has daddy issues
Oh yeah, i saw her at the Club last night, shes a total Volker, she slept with both those security guards
volkerized
You just got volkerized,
Example of a real volkerization
But your contribution is very useful and drives home the key point here: there are multiple possible reasons for the "unprocessed continuation reference" message, and we can speculate all we want about them if we don't have enough info. Just one more example of why it is crucial and mandatory to include that section from authentication.properties in its entirety when discussing this sort of stuff. I really can't understand why people keep leaving that out - or does anyone particularly enjoy doing their diagnoses while blindfolded?
Example of a real volkerization
But your contribution is very useful and drives home the key point here: there are multiple possible reasons for the "unprocessed continuation reference" message, and we can speculate all we want about them if we don't have enough info. Just one more example of why it is crucial and mandatory to include that section from authentication.properties in its entirety when discussing this sort of stuff. I really can't understand why people keep leaving that out - or does anyone particularly enjoy doing their diagnoses while blindfolded?
volkerized by ThgNDim January 21, 2011
Volker
Someone that won't stop going on about how they are the best and and basically created a company single-handedly.
Volker by PRIZE_IDIOT January 22, 2019