vlock 

A gun that can be set at different velocities

The vlock was set to 25% to drop the criminal yet not kill him.

vlock by speech teach March 1, 2017

vlock 

(adjective)
When someone does something mildly cringey and/or stupid, so you vlock them/call them vlocky

e.g.
Alistair: hehe i just said a yo mama joke to the teacher hehe haha
Brian: man you're so vlocky yo mama jokes died long ago

vlock by bob the blob (blob) June 9, 2022

vlookup 

1. Upon gaining a momentary upskirt view, whether intentional or accidental, discovering an absence of panties, thus glimpsing an unobstructed view of her cooch. Could be good or bad.

2. An inferior worksheet function in Microsoft Excel. Often found in a spreadshit.

Phil: Shit, my phone's down to just 5 percent battery! What I gonna do bruh?!

LC: Easy! There's plenty of spare sockets under Mary's desk. Crawl under there and plug it in.

Phil: You mean 'Hairy Mary'?!?! No way bruh! It's a hot day and she's wearing a skirt. I ain't risking no accidental vlookup!

vlookup by XLedge June 7, 2016

van vleck highschool

filled of rich white boys that are so immature for their age only talk to girls to bang, you can walk into any bathroom and catch a person juuling. principles don’t expect girls to do it but little do they know we do it the most. principals are wack teachers are wack students are wack. more worried about dress code then actual education. but for real our boys sports are raw. the girls program is sad.

person: “hey where are you from”
me: “sadly i’m from van vleck highschool”

van vleck highschool by Haileymavalester12345 June 3, 2019

Van Vleck 

Town in Texas. Located in Matagorda county. About an hour from Houston, TX. Home of Charles Austin, Olympic Gold Medalist. Town has one stop light. It does have its own elementary, middle and high schools.

Also known as VV, V2 or Little Hollywood!!

Has the best country parties ever!!

We can party in the pasture at my house in Van Vleck!!

Van Vleck by heavery March 6, 2009

Vockers

Russian ballsuckers

A Russian faggot who likes to spend their time sucking balls and drinking their precious vodka.

Those fucking vockers!

Vockers by Slur Master January 8, 2019

V-lock 

n; the action of a girl crossing her legs to restrict access to the cooter or Vag. a move often pulled by Virgins.

Owens: yo franky, you bang that slampiece last night?
Frank: Nah son, she gave me the V-lock.
Owens: that sucks man.

V-lock by dohboy9 December 8, 2006