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Slavic word for 'ruler', like king or emperor.
Teacher: You see, kids, Ivan Grozny was the vladar of Russia.

Student: He was what?

Teacher: You come to my class, and you don't know what vladar means?? GTFO
Vladar by djehud May 31, 2010
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A girl who is absolutely stunning and gorgeous. She is very caring and true to herself. She struggles a bit with herself but makes up with it for the way she loves people. An extremely hilarious person who can have you in tears of laughter. If she is your best friend she treats you the best she can. I know this because she's my best friend. Please don't kill me Vlada I love you😂❤
Guy: what is that stunning thing over there?
Me: That's a Vlada didn't you know
Vlada by 2535Erin5352 January 10, 2017

dirty darth vadar 

when you take on the evil emperor so to save your son from dying and then banging your daughter with an invisible schlong
I've totally wanted to dirty darth vadar Stephanie but she won't let me.
dirty darth vadar by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013
Vlada is an eastern European name for a girl. If you know a Vlada, you are very lucky. Vlada is one of the funniest, most caring and most beautiful people you will ever meet. Vlada is usually very energetic and loves to have fun. She knows what she wants, and if she set a goal she will do anything to get there.
Vlada looks very gorgeous today.
Vlada by serbiandude December 13, 2012
Vlada is a good friend she gets a little moody sometimes, but she gets over it. She may say she hates children but you secretly know she loves them. A lot of boys hit on her but thats only because she likes to look sexy. Don't let anything she says ofend you because she is joking. She gets a little creepy sometimes but you end up laughing at her any way. Vlada is a good friend if you want to have fun and party.
OMG it's vlada
Vlada by dld11223456789 November 7, 2012

Lovers of Valdaro 

The Lovers of Valdaro are a pair of human skeletons that were discovered in a prehistoric Neolithic tomb. The skeletons were found in a lovers embrace, facing each other, with their legs and arms wrapped around each other.

One of the skeletons is a man and the other is a woman suggesting that they were in a romantic/sexual relationship with each other. The larger male skeleton is on the right and the smaller female skeleton is on the left.

The skeletons are about 6,000 years old and were originally discovered in Italy. They were about 20 years old when they died.
The Lovers of Valdaro are probably the most famous double burial skeletons in history.
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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