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virgin-dictionary 

The mind set of a complete newcomer to the ways and workings of urban dictionary.

Nicholas slowly logged on to his dusty windows 95. He thought to himself, "why aren't I good at anything"? Finally as his desktop began to load it reminded him of vacation in Paris several years back. The slow dull roar of the computer motor was similar to that dull summer. The lack of enticement and energy was a paradox due to its summer persona.
Once the internet explorer started up, I saw Opera's face on the AOL homepage, what a fat bitch. I hate my life.
Looking for excitement I decided to check out this unprecedented website, named: urbandictionary.com. Again, as the page loaded, I loaded my gun. This time if I did not find excitement, I would shoot myself. But, right away my eyes locked down on the words of the day from the past week. "Wow". For the first time since my six year old daughters wedding, I was mesmerized. The passion, thrill, and creativity in each definition was astonishing. "I must make own", I thought.
I ended up defining poop, the editors rejected it though. Before shooting myself I asked god why, he replied, BECAUSE YOU ARE IN THE PERPETUAL STATE OF MIND, KNOWN AS VIRGIN-DICTIONARY!
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Urban Dictionary virgin 

a new definition that has been recently submitted to Urban Dictionary that has not yet received any thumbs up or thumbs down
It's kinda cool to be the first one to click thumbs up on an Urban Dictionary virgin.

Urban Dictionary virgin 

A person who frequently goes on UD to read definitions but has never actually written a def himself
Max wanted to lose his urban dictionary virginity after reading all of those hilarious definitions

Urban Dictionary virgin 

Ok, The real definition of an Urban Dictionary virgin is a person who goes on UD to get horny and reads dirty definitions but they have not yet had sex. Thus, making this word quite useless, but it does get the definition above me to not get thumbed up". it's troubling that the fact that others actually up-voted this retard.
"It's Pretty cool to be the first to thumbs up Urban Dictionary virgin" - yea well it's also pretty cool to go suck a dick!
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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