virgin sex

We only have been dating a week, but things were already getting steamy, but I am a virgin and will only allow him to 69. Did he just put an explosive in my hoo ha? Woah, it did not even hurt.

"I like virgin sex. I get free explosives. But I can never find them after we finish."

virgin sex by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024

virgin sex on the beach 

1. A non-alcoholic version of an alcoholic drink (made with cranberry juice, orange juice, peach nectar, and grenadine).
2. Often mistaken for a lewd act in a beautiful place.
3. (slang) justifying an especially inappropriate chat/act of the "cult", as nothing else can be quite as perverted.

1, 2. When Victoria asked the bartender for some virgin sex on the beach, he completely understood, but when she asked her friend Ben, he ran away from her.
3. "Psh, I know you want to make him nervous, but at least you aren't offering virgin sex on the beach!"

virgin sex on the beach by Raccha January 14, 2005

virgin sex story 

To talk about something that you have no idea about

Did you hear him try to teach us calculus? Yeah dude, total virgin sex story from an english teacher.

virgin sex story by timblr March 26, 2011

virgin.sex.lord 

The literal god of instagram, blessing his followers feeds with the most wonderful memes in existence and being one of the only meme accounts that reply to dm's. That deserves a follow.

"Hey Rodney, have you seen the meme @virgin.sex.lord just posted, damn that nigga got clapped lmao".

virgin.sex.lord by @virgin.sex.lord February 24, 2019

rainbow unicorn virgin sex 

A type of sex that happens between two virgins, people often see rainbows when having this sex because it is awsome.

Anne: how did you lose your virginity?
Ella: i lost it while having rainbow unicorn virgin sex
Anne: Wow! I lost mine while having awkward virgin sex.

rainbow unicorn virgin sex by Rainbow:unicorn:sparkle:times December 13, 2016

Sex/Virgin Bracelet 

A Rubberband one wears around their wrist that when broken requires a good night of sweaty fun with the person who breaks it. (used at college campus's in the summer)

Joe slammed Gina after breaking her Sex Bracelet.

Sex/Virgin Bracelet by The Dude October 19, 2003

phone sex virgin 

If getting pussy in person wasn't good enough for a lover, then phone sex can suffice for some. If you have never had phone sex before, you are one of these

This kid is a total phone sex virgin. He hasnt even called 1-800-BOOBIES

phone sex virgin by 18inches June 24, 2010