Definitions by BadBoyByron

virgin sex

We only have been dating a week, but things were already getting steamy, but I am a virgin and will only allow him to 69. Did he just put an explosive in my hoo ha? Woah, it did not even hurt.

"I like virgin sex. I get free explosives. But I can never find them after we finish."

virgin sex by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024

Mothman

If your girlfriend mentions Mothman... that isn't your girlfriend.. it's Mothman's mate.

"Babe, why can't you be more like Mothman?"

Mothman by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024

smut

Smelly, moist, unclultured, tits. If you do not like droopy tits, then you do not want these. They smell like your grandma's 3 week old cottage cheese.

"I went through puberty yesterday and ended up with smut"
"Woah, I think our teacher has smut"
"My boyfriend said he will always love me, unless I have smut"

smut by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024

Josh 

Short for Joshua. A guy whose defining characteristic is his inconsistency. The only thing consistent about him is his eternal refusal to reply to texts and be respectful. Selfish to the core and short in every sense and region, this guy will never have ambitions outside his teenage fantasies.

"did Josh ever text you back?"
"what do you think?"
"I'm guessing that's a no."
"uh huh."

Josh by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024