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Virgin's Day 

Virgin's day it's celebrated on the February 15 to commemorate those who remain cool 😎 🧨💥
Some dude: Happy Virgin's day!!
You: Happy Virgin's day!!
Virgin's Day by MinuitJinn February 12, 2023

Virgin's Tits 

An expression applicable to a wide variety of situations in place of any more vulgar or appropriate sayings. ( primarily as a noun )
Can also be used as an exclamation totally irrelevant to the following sentence.
Man, it's nipppin out! I'm colder than virgin's tits!!

My boss is being a tyrant; he's been making work harder than a virgin's tit lately!!

VIRGIN'S TITS I need to get laid!!
Virgin's Tits by Dave&SK July 7, 2011

Virgin’s blowjob

When you nut in a girls mouth and before she spits/swallows says thank you and all of your cum drips down her chin.
Last night my gf did Virgin’s blowjob and my cum dripped don to her tits and it was fucking hilarious.

Virgin's Anal 

When you fart on your hand, then masterbate with said hand.
It was a special night, he was drunk, he did the Virgin's Anal.
Virgin's Anal by BigPapaDaLama August 19, 2023

Clingy virgin's fallacy 

When a person (typically a man) scores with a girl for the first time and then gets hung up over her after getting dumped by that girl. This is normally experienced by guys who kiss or fuck a girl for the first time and become emotionally invested, but end up getting their heart broken when the girl naturally moves on.
Chad: Hey Brad, have you seen Pete around anywhere? Haven't seen him since he got to 2nd base with that thot
Brad: Yeah she dumped his ass and moved on after she had her fun, but Pete's crying because he's hung up over her
Chad: Was she his first ever kiss?
Brad: Yeah man, looks like Pete's experiencing Clingy virgin's fallacy

tighter than a virgin's daughter

a phrase used to describe something that is, in fact tight. Often times used when talking about drums.

When the drum head on a drum is tightened VERY tight; a cranked drumhead.
Dude! Did you hear BD's snareline? Their drums are tighter than a virgin's daughter!