vintok

When your scrolling through TikTok and find yourself only finding videos of Vinnie Hacker on your For You Page. It’s called being on vintok .

“DUDE! I’M ON VINTOK”

by simp4vinniehacker May 10, 2021

Vintoholic

a person who is passionate about vintage things.

Being vintoholic is classy.

by Abhinandan Jain August 16, 2010

Vinton

a boy everyone wants to be. is usually very tall in height, and is very good at keeping a conversation going. Always knows how to make a girl smile. Is very athletic and tends to pretend that he is better than everyone else. Is very good looking, every girl wishes they could be lucky enough to date him.

hey do you see Vinton? Yes he is very cute and is super good at lacrosse.

by mhmn November 10, 2012

Vantoke

A short, but strong, toke; usually taken near the end when the joint is smaller and the smoke is too harsh for a normal toke.

The spliff was almost at the roach so instead of taking a big hit i took a bunch of vantokes.

by Fourteen-Twenty November 15, 2009

Vintonating

Whereby one masturbates with one hand and uses the other to finger their own arse hole. There's a variety of effective positions such as the downward dog and one where legs are up in the air allowing easy access to said region - personal favourite. Lube is recommended.

"Hey man, my uncle walked in on me vintonating yesterday."
"Fuck thats rough mate, what position were u in?"
"Obviously downwards dog!"

by phystdefos123 June 6, 2022

Vinton

Vinton, also known as "The City of Lights," in reference to it's turn of the century downtown revamp project that installed a few thousand street lamps. Not only do they keep the streets lit, but also fools airlines into believing a runway is near. Just down the road from hickville, but not as far as bumfuck. Pronounced "vhen-hon" to all natives.

Don't blink, you might miss Vinton!

Is that an international airport? No, it's just Vinton.

That child is on cocaine! He must be from Vinton.

by Louisa Rohns March 8, 2007

Vinton Shellsburg

Thee schol in vinten wher people get was edumacated good.

Person 1: Whats the name of that drop out factory in Iowa.
Person 2: Vinton Shellsburg dude.
Person 1: O right, my friend went their and got edumacated

Person 2: What?

by Juana Beans November 13, 2009