a boy everyone wants to be. is usually very tall in height, and is very good at keeping a conversation going. Always knows how to make a girl smile. Is very athletic and tends to pretend that he is better than everyone else. Is very good looking, every girl wishes they could be lucky enough to date him.
hey do you see Vinton? Yes he is very cute and is super good at lacrosse.
Whereby one masturbates with one hand and uses the other to finger their own arse hole. There's a variety of effective positions such as the downward dog and one where legs are up in the air allowing easy access to said region - personal favourite. Lube is recommended.
"Hey man, my uncle walked in on me vintonating yesterday."
"Fuck thats rough mate, what position were u in?"
"Obviously downwards dog!"
Vinton, also known as "The City of Lights," in reference to it's turn of the century downtown revamp project that installed a few thousand street lamps. Not only do they keep the streetslit, but also fools airlines into believing a runway is near. Just down the road from hickville, but not as far as bumfuck. Pronounced "vhen-hon" to all natives.
Person 1: Whats the name of that drop out factory in Iowa.
Person 2: Vinton Shellsburg dude.
Person 1: O right, my friend went their and got edumacated