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vinnies joker 

Vinnies Joker is slang for a poker dealer who is fixing the cards in his favour (it is only referred to in a game where the person dealing is also playing) the dealer sometimes called a Mechanic in American circles is an expert in card manipulation and has the ability to give himself the best hand and ultimately win all the money.
We were playing poker down the snooker hall when this guy turns up and asks if he can play, we let him and on his deal he makes a pat hand every time!! He fleeced us all, that guy was a Vinnies Joker for sure

Did you see that dealer hitting 5 of a kind against the rest of the tables Royal Flushes and Quads?? Unbelievable!! They were all calling him a Vinnies Joker afterwards!!
vinnies joker by GamblersRamblers January 6, 2014
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Da Vinci's Cradle 

Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.
"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!

"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."

"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"

vinnie hacker 

the guy your women will fold for
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Vinnie hacker 

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hottest person alive with the greatest personality ever
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god of tiktok. hottest man alive.
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