A villusionist is short for vagina illusionist; which is a girl who creates the illusion that she will have sex with you. This can happen at a party where things are going great only to end badly at the end of the night, or over time with someone you are trying to date. If you're not careful, a villusionist can cost you lots of time and money.

Debbie is always leading guys on at partys, what a villusionist.

villusionist by joeylace January 10, 2011

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villum

An amazing boy with the kindest heart, loving smile, and beautiful eyes you instantly fall in love with. An all over amazing boy, that always sees the best in you at all times. He is perfect in many ways, but the biggest one is his kindness. Once you love him, you can't not stop loving him, and once he falls for you, your love to him just gets bigger and bigger. He is defiantly one to keep in your life forever. Always keep him in your life, and be only nice to him, because he only deserves good in his life.

stranger: who is that guy, he's amazing
me: oh thats villum.

villum by aishanaiimm October 27, 2019

villum

Villum is a loving person. Extremely handsome, and an EXTREMELY good kisser. Always there for you when you need him, and every girl that is lucky to have a Villum in your life, remember to hold on to him, and make him realise his worth.

who is that handsome guy? oh that's villum

villum by hellomonkey23 December 12, 2020

villu

A feeling when somebody says something really homosexual and you want to cringe becausw hat theyve said is so gay. Penis.

I felt really villu when mom talks about sex.

villu by Bleech September 13, 2007

Villum

Sexy

Girl 1: I love Villum
Cardi B: Everyone does

Villum by BOOSTEDOMGBRUH May 17, 2021

Villius

Villius is a boy’s name,he’s usually very tall and good at sports,he paid attention in school and got a good job,but...he’s a bigger Virgin than all of the nuns put together

Villius is a good person

Villius by Unknown_xxT December 29, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026