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villusionist 

A villusionist is short for vagina illusionist; which is a girl who creates the illusion that she will have sex with you. This can happen at a party where things are going great only to end badly at the end of the night, or over time with someone you are trying to date. If you're not careful, a villusionist can cost you lots of time and money.
Debbie is always leading guys on at partys, what a villusionist.
villusionist by joeylace January 10, 2011
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Work Illusionist 

Someone who give the illusion of doing work, but in reality does nothing. This trick can be preformed by; by attending meeting, especially meetings in other office buildings; volunteering for non-work activity such as organising work social events.

The work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.
Boss Hay where's insert slacker name , he said he was in a meeting with you ?

Office Worker Hang on, he said he was in a meeting with you.

Boss Look like we a have a work illusionist on the pay role
Work Illusionist by 58008 January 30, 2010

d'illusionist 

A smug, sleazy arsehole type of tv 'magician' sometimes known to sit in perspex or ice boxes suspended from a crane for days at a time deluding themselves that they are entertaining and intelligent. They often use TV editing to pull pathetic, uninteresting 'stunts' that the moronic find fascinating.
Those talentless d'illusionist fuckers - David Blaine, David Copperfield, Derren Brown (UK)
d'illusionist by jeng meng November 16, 2009

illusionist 

A friend who's shit at keeping in touch - they appear and disappear at will/random.
- So have you seen Alan recently?
- No, no one has.
- He some kind of illusionist or something?
- Guess so.
illusionist by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

Illusionist 

Another class of magic-wielder who uses his gift to create illusions of great realisticity. Using such illusions, he can create a diversion, scare off attackers or to create a shadow being, which is not totally an illusion, but is a being made of shadow energy that is similar to a ghost.
Illusionist Rhonaii disappeared, but his illusions did not.
Illusionist by Detranova August 4, 2003

Illusionist 

A Magician, One who tricks others for amusement or fame
Jesus was the greatest Illusionist of All-Time, He convinced millions of people that he was a god, by pulling a rabbit out of his hat.
Illusionist by BATEMAN_000 January 11, 2008

gender illusionists 

Cross-dressers that are not trans gender and any of that other stuff, and just like acting as a different person be it a different gender or not.
Don is one of those gender illusionists he isn't like the other drag queens on tv.
gender illusionists by PPPussy August 19, 2016
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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