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As an adjective, "old". As a noun, "old man." In that usage it can be affectionate or respectful. Of course refering to someone's age when you want to be nice is always to walk on thin ice.
Please, after you, viejo.
viejo by Mike1 May 19, 2005
Words you can keep
Argentinian slang for father or mother (when referring to the mother, the O (ofc) is replaced by an A)
Mi viejo es un gamer (My dad is a gamer)
viejo by the random. November 10, 2021

Viejo Verde 

An old man/woman addicted to porn that likes to stare at other people partners private parts (male or female) blatantly,or stare for a long period of time too long to seem appropriate to piss people off because that causes them mental sexual arousal. Often addicted to extreme forms of sex like chicken fucking, horse blowing and baseball fucking, these are the typical weirdos that get popped for having sex with minors in 3rd world countries and often times get set on fire by their neighbours or hanged by the balls when their illegal home made porn collection gets them busted.
That "viejo verde" wont stop staring at my ass.
Look at the way that old man looks at her daughter, he must be a "viejo verde".
Lo conoci en una pollada senorita laura, pero no sabia que era un "viejo verde".
Viejo Verde by Don Veridico May 29, 2018

viejo verde 

Spanish slang used to describe a pedophile or a sleazy, perverted person who often gives wierd or creepy looks to attractive people or young girls
Pull up your top, Becky, you know your uncle is a real viejo verde.

viejo estupido 

Viejo estupido directly translates to Eduardo or stupid old man. It is a Spanish phrase known to complement a person of great meaning to you. Usually this person is someone very kind who can make you laugh no matter the circumstance.
Viejo estupido, estoy muy empanada!
viejo estupido by YuViejo October 17, 2019

Viejo verde 

Term to describe a horny older man. Particularly when attracted to women much younger than him.

Used in South America and other Spanish speaking countries to describe the type of older man you'd run into at a bar as a young woman.
Ese viejo verde me está molestando
Viejo verde by Urbanpurl September 11, 2022

Aliso Viejo 

Aliso Viejo is a city of about 40,000 or so middle to upper middle class residents located in South Orange County, California. It is home to one high school, and a place called the Aliso Viejo Town Center (or town center for short). Going to the movies and a fast food joint is pretty much the only thing to do there as it's smack dab in the middle of suburbia, situated between San Diego and Los Angeles.
The city itself is a master planned community, and as such the cops and residents have a seeming obligation to be anal about every minor infraction. The police have been known for ticketing middle school students for riding their bike on the sidewalk, and residents complain if a house is painted a shade of yellow that is "too bright."
"So where do you want to go tonight?"
"How about Aliso Viejo?"
"Aliso Viejo, you mean that uptight conservative city? Yeah right."
Aliso Viejo by crazywhenhen May 4, 2009
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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