viejou

often used to refer to people with above average intelligence and attractiveness, may also be linked to terms of incredible athletic feats, and or anything else that is extremely impressive.

That guy just won the tournament and jeopardy in the same day, that combined with the fact that he is a total chick magnet means that he must be a Viejou.

by he who speaks truth August 15, 2009

Aliso Viejo

Aliso Viejo is a city of about 40,000 or so middle to upper middle class residents located in South Orange County, California. It is home to one high school, and a place called the Aliso Viejo Town Center (or town center for short). Going to the movies and a fast food joint is pretty much the only thing to do there as it's smack dab in the middle of suburbia, situated between San Diego and Los Angeles.
The city itself is a master planned community, and as such the cops and residents have a seeming obligation to be anal about every minor infraction. The police have been known for ticketing middle school students for riding their bike on the sidewalk, and residents complain if a house is painted a shade of yellow that is "too bright."

"So where do you want to go tonight?"
"How about Aliso Viejo?"
"Aliso Viejo, you mean that uptight conservative city? Yeah right."

by crazywhenhen May 4, 2009

mission viejo

City in Orange County. Mostly all white, upperclass. Filled with 40 year olds who look 20 thanks to monthly botox injections. Kids' first cars are BMWs that they use to drive to gorgeous beaches everyday after school. Perfect weather, natives feel its the center of the world. Quite "the bubble."

You're from Mission Viejo, California? Hows the weather?
Constantly perfect.

by mike rosh November 8, 2008

viejo

As an adjective, "old". As a noun, "old man." In that usage it can be affectionate or respectful. Of course refering to someone's age when you want to be nice is always to walk on thin ice.

Please, after you, viejo.

by Mike1 May 19, 2005

Viejo Verde

An old man/woman addicted to porn that likes to stare at other people partners private parts (male or female) blatantly,or stare for a long period of time too long to seem appropriate to piss people off because that causes them mental sexual arousal. Often addicted to extreme forms of sex like chicken fucking, horse blowing and baseball fucking, these are the typical weirdos that get popped for having sex with minors in 3rd world countries and often times get set on fire by their neighbours or hanged by the balls when their illegal home made porn collection gets them busted.

That "viejo verde" wont stop staring at my ass.
Look at the way that old man looks at her daughter, he must be a "viejo verde".
Lo conoci en una pollada senorita laura, pero no sabia que era un "viejo verde".

by Don Veridico May 29, 2018

Mission Viejo High School

Mission Viejo high School. Known as the diablos. School was founded in 1896 by Adam Fay, he built the school out of beaver wood and 4X4 bricks. MVHS is was known for its football team, only because Mark Sanchez was on team. When Lautaro Sobrero was principal at the school, he decided to add three more building to the school; which would include the English as a Secondary Language, Adult Program, and a fully functioning chemistry lab. MVHS is also known for having a tutorial program, where fellow students waste their time in a orderly fashion.

Mark Sanchez Mission Viejo High School

by APEA January 10, 2010

Los Alisos Intermediate School Mission viejo

A School in orange county mission viejo

Do you want to go to Los Alisos Intermediate School Mission viejo?

by The Magical kid with glasses February 11, 2013