Viejoe
When an Octogenarian Politcal Puppet is solected as a placeholder to keep the "plebs" thinking thier vote actually matters!
Aliso Viejo
Aliso Viejo is a city of about 40,000 or so middle to upper middle class residents located in South Orange County, California. It is home to one high school, and a place called the Aliso Viejo Town Center (or town center for short). Going to the movies and a fast food joint is pretty much the only thing to do there as it's smack dab in the middle of suburbia, situated between San Diego and Los Angeles.
The city itself is a master planned community, and as such the cops and residents have a seeming obligation to be anal about every minor infraction. The police have been known for ticketing middle school students for riding their bike on the sidewalk, and residents complain if a house is painted a shade of yellow that is "too bright."
The city itself is a master planned community, and as such the cops and residents have a seeming obligation to be anal about every minor infraction. The police have been known for ticketing middle school students for riding their bike on the sidewalk, and residents complain if a house is painted a shade of yellow that is "too bright."
"So where do you want to go tonight?"
"How about Aliso Viejo?"
"Aliso Viejo, you mean that uptight conservative city? Yeah right."
"How about Aliso Viejo?"
"Aliso Viejo, you mean that uptight conservative city? Yeah right."
Aliso Viejo by crazywhenhen May 4, 2009
Related Words
Viejoe • viejo verde • Viljoen • viejo • Viejon • viejo estupido • viejou • vinejoelTech • mission viejo • mission viejo, california
viejou
often used to refer to people with above average intelligence and attractiveness, may also be linked to terms of incredible athletic feats, and or anything else that is extremely impressive.
That guy just won the tournament and jeopardy in the same day, that combined with the fact that he is a total chick magnet means that he must be a Viejou.
viejou by he who speaks truth August 15, 2009
Viljoen
A very kind and honest person. Only appears once every 1000 years. You are blessed to know a Viljoen. He/She is god-like.
Viljoen by MrAwesome116 March 29, 2019
mission viejo
City in Orange County. Mostly all white, upperclass. Filled with 40 year olds who look 20 thanks to monthly botox injections. Kids' first cars are BMWs that they use to drive to gorgeous beaches everyday after school. Perfect weather, natives feel its the center of the world. Quite "the bubble."
mission viejo by mike rosh November 8, 2008
Viejo Verde
An old man/woman addicted to porn that likes to stare at other people partners private parts (male or female) blatantly,or stare for a long period of time too long to seem appropriate to piss people off because that causes them mental sexual arousal. Often addicted to extreme forms of sex like chicken fucking, horse blowing and baseball fucking, these are the typical weirdos that get popped for having sex with minors in 3rd world countries and often times get set on fire by their neighbours or hanged by the balls when their illegal home made porn collection gets them busted.
That "viejo verde" wont stop staring at my ass.
Look at the way that old man looks at her daughter, he must be a "viejo verde".
Lo conoci en una pollada senorita laura, pero no sabia que era un "viejo verde".
Look at the way that old man looks at her daughter, he must be a "viejo verde".
Lo conoci en una pollada senorita laura, pero no sabia que era un "viejo verde".
Viejo Verde by Don Veridico May 29, 2018