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victoring 

Verb
To get drunk, puke and sleep within at least 5 meters of the last location where you puked.
"Yo man, awesome party but where did mike go after 5 am?"
"He was victoring somewhere under a bridge, close to the party"
victoring by stevegek_ April 11, 2009

Victoring 

When someone receives a text message, looks at it and never replies.
I texted Bill to come out but he's probably victoring as usual. CLASSIC BILL
Victoring by BD4990 September 13, 2017

Vintonating 

Whereby one masturbates with one hand and uses the other to finger their own arse hole. There's a variety of effective positions such as the downward dog and one where legs are up in the air allowing easy access to said region - personal favourite. Lube is recommended.
"Hey man, my uncle walked in on me vintonating yesterday."
"Fuck thats rough mate, what position were u in?"
"Obviously downwards dog!"
Vintonating by phystdefos123 June 6, 2022

Victoring 

When playing mixed doubles tennis, your boy partner takes all of your balls.
Yesterday I played mixed doubles with my boyfriend, and he was victoring me.

Victoring 

To creep; to randomly appear in pictures or video frames
Bro, we're trying to shoot a video, stop victoring all over the shot!
Victoring by Reptar Squadding November 12, 2009

victimating 

Any attempt to portray or otherwise transform an assailant into the victim, e.g., White Supremacist as victim; Rapist as victim; Traitor as victim.
Victimating can easily be understood in the context of rapists claiming what they did was the victim's fault; e.g., "She was asking for it wearing that short dress."
victimating by Our4thEstate February 2, 2021
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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